I'm sure there's probably a 5 year old thread on this somewhere but we might as well start a new one. I don't have anything great to start off but I did nearly run into a skunk on an early morning when my headlamp batteries were running low. What kind of BIZZARE things have you seen while running, training, racing?
The STRANGEST thing you've seen on a run?
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I saw a guy taking a dump by a tree......oh wait, that was me.
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Children playing outside without adult supervision
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Ran around a bend in a stream and came upon a mountain lion.
Was having a crap attack a different time and ducked down on the opposite side of the RR tracks from the road I was running on to take a crap. When pants were around ankles, along comes Mr. Amtrack train, slowing down to pull into station.
I was stretching after finishing a run in a park in downtown Modesto, waiting for some friends who were going a bit longer. Homeless dude was chasing his homeless old lady into the restroom. I had to put a stop to that sh!t. -
I also saw a guy jacking off in front of some housewives at the bus stop. Oh yeah, that was me too.
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I saw a rabbit head fall from a tree about 15 feet in front of me. Landed right by my foot. Couldn't see a bird in the tree. But there was probably a bird in the tree.
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In college was running on a trail in the woods with a teammate and we passed a 30 year old guy just standing there, buck naked and fully erect.
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I saw a random deer leg on a trail I was running on.
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This guy was running shirtless and wearing yellow spandex shorts. Either he stuffed a cucumber down the front of those things or I know where Saddam hid his WMDs. Either way, I wanted to salute the guy.
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All on the same run:
* Jewish guy throwing coins into a fountain
* White kid beats black kid in a sprint
* Black kid spits out grape soda, claims he doesn't like the taste
* Cyclist obeys traffic laws
* Fast female distance runner with b00bs -
A rattlesnake, about 2' long and young (thin), dropped from the sky 30 feet in front of me on a trail. No trees anywhere it could have fall out of. It was dead and appeared to be a barely stated lunch of a hawk, or similar, I had surprised.
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Paul Souza chased in St Louis.
Ryan Foster sees a dead body. -
Cougars wrote:
I saw a rabbit head fall from a tree about 15 feet in front of me. Landed right by my foot. Couldn't see a bird in the tree. But there was probably a bird in the tree.
Nope, that was also me. -
AW Pharmacy wrote:
In college was running on a trail in the woods with a teammate and we passed a 30 year old guy just standing there, buck naked and fully erect.
Also me. I don't like to hunch over. -
Used to run at 5am before work....
It was dark and this meteor came directly overhead and seemed LOW..
Made a booming sound...
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A pair of ladies underwear stuck in a tree branch.
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Came around a bend and seen a rabbit and squirrel nose to nose. Both animals saw me and ran in opposite directions.
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Was running on the road beside tall grass that was growing in the ditch and a full grown groundhog sticks its head out right in front of me. Didn't move an inch as I passed within a foot of it. Thought about kicking it to see if it would move, but wanted to stay uninjured during base training that summer.
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A pair of ladies underwear stuck in a tree branch.
Lol, some kids on my HS team found some as well. The place was thereafter referred to as "Victoria's Secret" -
1 dead guy
$124 cash
1 guy laid out on the trail with a broken hip
1 mountain lion
Too many rattle snakes to count
A coyote running full speed at me to just brush against me & keep running.
Too random dogs following me for 8 miles.
Random cow in the middle of nowhere on a single track trail, dehydrated or sick.
Lots of naked women. Often taking topless photos in nature.
The missing piece is a couple getting it on. Though I've come up on unsuspecting people shocked to see me never saw the boots a knockin.
Probably more but that's all I can remember right now.
