Did Mike Rossi (viral marathon dad) cheat his way into Boston?

To be fair, he did better in 2013 with a blistering 36:55!http://www.athlinks.com/Events/270542/Courses/384154/?search=michael%20rossi

rexthebex wrote:

Hey Rossi, are you running any Turkey Trots this year? Just tweet your reply if you don't want to post here. I'm looking for a good race in the Philly area this Thanksgiving. Thanks man.

Laughable wrote:

If the past is any indication, look for him cruising to a finish in 41:25 at the Abington YMCA Gobble Wobble 5K:

http://www.athlinks.com/Events/400793/Courses/603197/?search=michael%20rossi

rexthebex wrote:

Hey Rossi, are you running any Turkey Trots this year? Just tweet your reply if you don't want to post here. I'm looking for a good race in the Philly area this Thanksgiving. Thanks man.

I can tell you there are a few local running groups that have runners participate in this race. There are plenty of places to cut the run short and jump back in. I'm sure someone will watch him and make sure he doesn't cheat and break the 40 minute mark.

Uh oh, you've just woken up his terrorist killer side. We're guessing you're a fat body based on your fat hands, that's all.

finisher medaL. wrote:

fmisher medaL. wrote:

I find you to be the most interesting character since Ken. Not so funny, just more interesting, in a fat guy telling others to get in shape kind of way.

Awww you think I'm fat?

That's cool bro. I'm sure you know my weight based on my 6'1" frame.

The fact of the matter is that I would CRUSH you in an 800. Wait, I forgot the hobby jogger standard is a 26.2, huh?

And it goes without saying that your feminine arms would actually SNAP in any confrontation. But you already knew that, huh?

LOL!

Trollminator wrote:

Uh oh, you've just woken up his terrorist killer side. We're guessing you're a fat body based on your fat hands, that's all.

finisher medaL. wrote:

Awww you think I'm fat?

That's cool bro. I'm sure you know my weight based on my 6'1" frame.

The fact of the matter is that I would CRUSH you in an 800. Wait, I forgot the hobby jogger standard is a 26.2, huh?

And it goes without saying that your feminine arms would actually SNAP in any confrontation. But you already knew that, huh?

LOL!

Don't be jealous bro.

I'm sure you have an exciting life at your cube farm.

LOL!

finisher medaL. wrote:

fmisher medaL. wrote:

I find you to be the most interesting character since Ken. Not so funny, just more interesting, in a fat guy telling others to get in shape kind of way.

Awww you think I'm fat?

That's cool bro. I'm sure you know my weight based on my 6'1" frame.

The fact of the matter is that I would CRUSH you in an 800. Wait, I forgot the hobby jogger standard is a 26.2, huh?

And it goes without saying that your feminine arms would actually SNAP in any confrontation. But you already knew that, huh?

LOL!

Not very bright are ya? the comment was about your intellect, not your weight. I have no basis to comment on that. But, butter bean was a pretty rockin boxer for a while. LOL!

Trollminator wrote:

Uh oh, you've just woken up his terrorist killer side. We're guessing you're a fat body based on your fat hands, that's all.

finisher medaL. wrote:

Awww you think I'm fat?

That's cool bro. I'm sure you know my weight based on my 6'1" frame.

The fact of the matter is that I would CRUSH you in an 800. Wait, I forgot the hobby jogger standard is a 26.2, huh?

And it goes without saying that your feminine arms would actually SNAP in any confrontation. But you already knew that, huh?

LOL!

It is actually quite surprising that he has fat hands given that he appears to use both a lot.

fmisher medaL. wrote:

finisher medaL. wrote:

Awww you think I'm fat?

That's cool bro. I'm sure you know my weight based on my 6'1" frame.

The fact of the matter is that I would CRUSH you in an 800. Wait, I forgot the hobby jogger standard is a 26.2, huh?

And it goes without saying that your feminine arms would actually SNAP in any confrontation. But you already knew that, huh?

LOL!

Not very bright are ya? the comment was about your intellect, not your weight. I have no basis to comment on that. But, butter bean was a pretty rockin boxer for a while. LOL!

Hey Troll "Terminator",

You mad?

LOL!

finisher medaL. wrote:

fmisher medaL. wrote:

Not very bright are ya? the comment was about your intellect, not your weight. I have no basis to comment on that. But, butter bean was a pretty rockin boxer for a while. LOL!

Hey Troll "Terminator",

You mad?

LOL!

swing and a miss smart guy. how can I be mad - I'm LOL!

Bloviator wrote:

Trollminator wrote:

Uh oh, you've just woken up his terrorist killer side. We're guessing you're a fat body based on your fat hands, that's all.

It is actually quite surprising that he has fat hands given that he appears to use both a lot.

I am a primary righty but have am comfortable shooting ambi for carbine, less so for sidearm (been working on that). 50% of corners are on the "wrong" side for most people.

Oh wait, are you talking about typing. In that case, I really should slender my hands down to be more delicate like you cube farmers. Everybody knows real men have delicate features.

LOL!

fmisher medaL. wrote:

finisher medaL. wrote:

Hey Troll "Terminator",

You mad?

LOL!

swing and a miss smart guy. how can I be mad - I'm LOL!

Ok Troll Terminator,

I'll leave you to your awesome cube adventures now.

Don't be mad bro.

LOL!

finisher medaL. wrote:

Bloviator wrote:

It is actually quite surprising that he has fat hands given that he appears to use both a lot.

I am a primary righty but have am comfortable shooting ambi for carbine, less so for sidearm (been working on that). 50% of corners are on the "wrong" side for most people.

Oh wait, are you talking about typing. In that case, I really should slender my hands down to be more delicate like you cube farmers. Everybody knows real men have delicate features.

LOL!

Actually I wasn't only thinking about typing...but I didn't want to go down that other road.

Cube farmers? Not in this instance. You have the cube farmers and basement trolls covered and then some.

My bad I was referring primarily to the troll terminator who clicks a mouse trading stocks for a bank, which as well all know, is a highly dangerous job.

Cube farming can be very difficult. The benefits are great though, as you too can own your own studio apartment.

Moreover, it provides one with a natural platform for delicate features and a soft persona.

LOL!

I do ok at the cube farm... looks like you got on the wrong side of some of the trolls, good luck

finisher medaL. wrote:

Trollminator wrote:

Uh oh, you've just woken up his terrorist killer side. We're guessing you're a fat body based on your fat hands, that's all.

Don't be jealous bro.

I'm sure you have an exciting life at your cube farm.

LOL!

This thread's entertainment value has plummeted. For awhile it was like watching reality TV. Now it's just bickering between a few posters - entertaining for them, sure.

I'm bummed that I got blocked from Mike's twitter. Do you think if I DMed him directly, and pleaded my case, I could get in unblocked. Sure I think he cheated, but I still want to watch the spectacle.

racinej wrote:

This thread's entertainment value has plummeted. For awhile it was like watching reality TV. Now it's just bickering between a few posters - entertaining for them, sure.

I'm bummed that I got blocked from Mike's twitter. Do you think if I DMed him directly, and pleaded my case, I could get in unblocked. Sure I think he cheated, but I still want to watch the spectacle.

No need to DM him, he is here reading and posting.

Mike since I know that you read this thread I'd like to make you an offer, if you promise to work your ass off I'll coach you this winter/spring and let's take a crack at a spring marathon. I just got a non-runner who had never ran more than 7 miles before training with me to run a 3:28 in NYC (goal was sub 3:30) Give me a cut of the winnings if there are any and we'll call it even. Let me know if you are interested. Think of how training updates could keep you in the spotlight and spice up this thread.

The thread has had it's ups and downs before, but don't worry, it'll pick back up since Mike can't resist doing or saying something stupid. The bickering is not a bad thing, it keeps the thread going when there's nothing else happening. Regarding twitter, just sign out from your account and search for his and you should be able to see all the posts. His ego won't let him keep his account private for more than 1 or 2 days at a time so when that happens rest assured it'll come back on soon enough. He'll usually post something ridiculous and will soon erase it once he realizes how dumb it sounds, so it's good to check in once in a while so you don't miss it. I recommend following Ken Stillman also, he sometimes produces a good gem.Sorry the thread has been a bit boring, but hang in there. My guess is Mike will be doing a duc.. I mean turkey trot, so that could be our next big even to watch for.

racinej wrote:

This thread's entertainment value has plummeted. For awhile it was like watching reality TV. Now it's just bickering between a few posters - entertaining for them, sure.

I'm bummed that I got blocked from Mike's twitter. Do you think if I DMed him directly, and pleaded my case, I could get in unblocked. Sure I think he cheated, but I still want to watch the spectacle.

There are obviously lots of turkey trots in the area. I doubt he will race and I'm quite sure he isn't dumb enough to sign up in advance - but if anyone knows of a Duck Trot, let us know. I'll race just so I can say "I beat Mike" (if I can bring my 5K time down to the low 24's).

Trollminator wrote:

Sorry the thread has been a bit boring, but hang in there. My guess is Mike will be doing a duc.. I mean turkey trot, so that could be our next big even to watch for.

Yep, hang in there, this saga is far from over, the putrid stench of Rossi permeates many areas.

Rossi, those who served did so with honour and integrity, something you wouldn't understand, you're a disgrace.

"Mike Rossi ‏@mikerossi22 · 7h7 hours ago  Pennsylvania, USA

Thank you to all who have served #VeteransDay

5:27 AM - 11 Nov 2015"

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