So a man goes into the confessional in the local Catholic church. The man says to the priest, "Bless me father, for I have sinned."
The priest says, "What did you do?"
The man says, "Well, I went to visit my granddaughter at college. Afterward I went to get a drink at the local bar and struck up a conversation with a member of the cheer leading squad. Well, one thing lead to another and I ended up sleeping with her."
The priest says, "How long has it been since your last confession?"
The man says, "Actually, this is my first time."
The priest says, "Why is that?"
The man says, "Because I'm Jewish."
The priest says, "Well then why are you here telling me all this?"
The man says, "I'm 80 years old and I just nailed a 22 year old cheer leader. I'm telling everybody!"