British record here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRx0bup8ubM
British record here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRx0bup8ubM
gatorade volume wrote:
Longest pee is in the mid 2 minute region, but i have filled up two gatorade bottles while riding in a bus to a cross meet, and i still needed to go more but i was able to hold it till we got to the meet.
I call BS. there is no way you were peeing, pinched it off and held it till later on. once you get going, you can't stop midstream.
my record has to be between 2:00 and 3:00.
40 days and 40 nights. Volume copious, resulting in flooding.
Big ffing deal. I shoved my weiner up thru the gulf of mehico, the hole that you had drilled there. 100 million gallons later I pronounced myself relieved.
[quote]gatorade volume wrote:
I call BS. there is no way you were peeing, pinched it off and held it till later on. once you get going, you can't stop midstream.
Actually it's possible. I can do it. My longest is about 90 seconds XD
A medical professional has advised me that if you press on the prostate you can meter the flow to whatever time you wish, making this whole discussion worthless. Again, you MUST look at volume or you might as well not even have the discussion.
towhee wrote:
A medical professional has advised me that if you press on the prostate you can meter the flow to whatever time you wish, making this whole discussion worthless. Again, you MUST look at volume or you might as well not even have the discussion.
Well, towhee, you can press on your prostate all you want. Press on it repeatedly. Tell your "medical professional" that is all very interesting, but I don't care about your volume of piss. I asked for the longest TIME, not volume. What don't you undersatnd about that? Use a stopwatch to time your piss. That is all I am talking about. If you want to piss in a bucket and measure the volume, please feel free to do so. But keep the volume measurements to yourself because I don't care.
Note: "Medical professional" is another name for "not a doctor" It also means "not a nurse either".
Ok you've found me out, the information comes from a female friend of mine who is studying to be an LMP (licensed massage practitioner). But it is no less valid than if it came from an MD, that is, unless you believe in the concept of 'shoot the messenger.'
BTW, 'Dr. JJ' are you a real doctor or do you just play one on letsrun?
There was a runner in Chch, New Zealand in the 80's by the name of Grant McEwen who used to have exhibitions after races when he had downed litres of fluid (read: beer). Never saw it, but plenty of witnesses reckon he went 5minutes one night.
Met a young Aussie runner running at world uni XC, at the other extreme, who reckons he can blast out a full morning bladder in 5-8seconds, gets told off because the stream is so loud it wakes the neighbours.
towhee wrote:
Ok you've found me out, the information comes from a female friend of mine who is studying to be an LMP (licensed massage practitioner). But it is no less valid than if it came from an MD, that is, unless you believe in the concept of 'shoot the messenger.'
BTW, 'Dr. JJ' are you a real doctor or do you just play one on letsrun?
OMG WTF
Your earlier post talks about pressing on the prostate in order to control the flow of urine, per info you got from a "medical professional". As it turns out, the "medical professional" is really a "licensed massage practitioner".
Here is my question: Why would a "licensed massage practitioner" be pressing on your prostate? What kind of massages does she give?
The Leslie Neilson Naked Gun "Piss Scene"-
I have a narrow urethera (yeah, yeah, "Hank Hill disease, I've heard all that). So back on point, I routinely go over 2 minutes, once I was camping and went for 3:47. My buddy timed me and I am not making this up.
Correction:
I have a narrow urethera (yeah, yeah, "Hank Hill disease, I've heard all that). So back on point, I routinely go over 2 minutes, once I was camping and went for 2:47, not 3:47. My buddy timed me and I am not making this up.
Hah V. Air wrote:
...narrow urethera...
Serious question - how far do you shoot your 'load'?
I'm a lightweight, only about 45 seconds max. But that was while standing with an average heart rate of 45 according to my Garmin.
I've never actually measure the distance, but 3-4 feet at times. It is quite embarrassing and I don't like the mess.
PECO ten wrote:
it is not fair to hold back and let it come out slowly, that's not a true pee. You need to time it coming out naturally.
When I was going for a record I used to purposely slow it down. I can kind of mentally do this when I try to record a super low heart rate.
Still my best was only 1:23. I didn't think 2 or 3 minutes were even possible.
yall ive pissed 1,000 feet of of a appartment in ney york 30 beers later
George Webbs wrote:
PECO ten wrote:it is not fair to hold back and let it come out slowly, that's not a true pee. You need to time it coming out naturally.
When I was going for a record I used to purposely slow it down. I can kind of mentally do this when I try to record a super low heart rate.
Still my best was only 1:23. I didn't think 2 or 3 minutes were even possible.
Dunno about time, but once when going outside was not feasible I filled a 700ml vodka bottle, then another 375ml can, then I ran out of receptacles and there was a fair bit of sloshage still going on.
This is why it bugs me when I wake in the early AM to go take a whizz and it's like 300ml and I know my bladder's just being a whiny bitch and woke me up for nothing.
My PR is 60 seconds, but I did it with someone else holding my pee shooter, Top that sh*t!!
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