Timewise, what is the longest you have ever pissed? I'm talkin' continuous stream, no breaks in the flow.
We all wear stopwatches on our wrists, we time everything, and we all are competitive. C'mon, don't tell me you've never timed it.
For what it's worth, I have broken a minute.
You have to include volume otherwise it's meaningless. What if I can put out the same volume in 30 seconds that you did in a minute? Is that better, or worse? I say it's better.
Who cares if you tell us that you ran 'x minutes' without also knowing how far you ran in those x minutes?
I asked for time. If you want to ask for volume, feel free.
It is easier and cleaner to time a piss than to measure the volume.
It is not meaningless.
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the great debate starts now
is it better to measure your piss by volume or by length of flow?
my longest urination was when I pissed off a 32nd story roof so I`d say 300 feet easy.
take a nosefiiking wrote:
the great debate starts now
is it better to measure your piss by volume or by length of flow?
my longest urination was when I pissed off a 32nd story roof so I`d say 300 feet easy.
Suspecting someone would tell a tale of pissing off of a someplace high, I specifically asked for time. I did not ask for distance, I did not ask for volume. I asked for time.
This is one instance where having a smaller hose would be an advantage.
A more sound metric would be total weekly time urinating. Anyone can hold it in for a few hours then let one rip or 2.5 minutes. Getting total time for a week over three hours, that is a better measure of ability.
Usually I do my long pee's on Sunday. My weekly time is around 2.2 hours right now.
I have gone as high as 74 seconds and yes I time my big pees.
Both time and volume would be good.
My PR in my mid-20s was 1:45. Now that I'm approaching 40, that's easily beaten. Gimme a few beers and I bet I can do 2:30.
oh and my 74 secs involved excruciating bladder discomfort...I was sleeping through it and fought the urge as long as possible. I know its not healthy to do this.
take a nosefiiking wrote:
the great debate starts now
is it better to measure your piss by volume or by length of flow?
my longest urination was when I pissed off a 32nd story roof so I`d say 300 feet easy.
NOT! That is basically like saying you jumped off the Sears tower, then try to claim credit for the WR for 442 meters.
about ninety seconds. I've also nearly filled a BIG popcorn bowl; this thing has about the same girth as my body, so I have no idea how this was physically possible.
I don't time my pee but I can easily fill a 32 oz bottle
I've seen a teammate say he had to go so bad that he'd rally for 3+ minutes. In what was truly an amazing feat he held a solid stream for 3 minutes and some seconds. No Lie! The caped crusader was flowing that day my friends!
I've had at least 2-3 over 2:00 long. My longest ever was when I drank a gallon of water over a period of about 90 minutes and then drove for two hours in LA traffic and our coach wouldn't stop. By the time we got to the track, I couldn't even wait to walk into the stadium, I just hit behind a tree and went enough to water half of a forest.
Who takes a leak in a popcorn bowl?
towhee wrote:
take a nosefiiking wrote:the great debate starts now
is it better to measure your piss by volume or by length of flow?
my longest urination was when I pissed off a 32nd story roof so I`d say 300 feet easy.
NOT! That is basically like saying you jumped off the Sears tower, then try to claim credit for the WR for 442 meters.
Hey towhee, FYI, the Sears Tower was renamed the Willis Tower a while back. It is probably best if you stayed away from this message board, as you lower the content value every time you post.
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