Why are people from England so ugly?

Kate Beckinsale

i beg to differ wrote:

Kate Beckinsale

What the hell exactly are you begging to differ?!?

I said "There are some beautiful people from England"

It's just that their ugly people are really really really ugly.

Kate Beckinsale is part Asian.

I'm not sure if you've come to the realization that 34% of americans are obese. Not fat. Not overweight. Morbidly obese.

So, bam, knock out 50% of americans who are not of the opposite sex and then another 17% of obese pigs and you're left with a possible 33% that you're left to screw. If you only want whites (assuming you're white, which most people on this website are), better knock that down to somewhere around 15% of people that are a possible screw. Now, take into consideration other factors such as age, disease, and ugliness... What you're left with is 19 out of 20 people that you see anywhere that you can't even begin to contemplate screwing. They don't even enter the equation that you haven't even seen yet.

Conclusion: America is filled with ugly or unscrewable. Unless you're in college.

i've been all over the us,and i have to agree with you. Quebec has the most beautiful girls, btw

Having lived in England, I do not find the essential premise of this thread to be true.

blimey wrote:

rampant inbreeding

If she's really hot and you don't know any better, there's nothing really wrong with banging your cousin!

joyride wrote:

I'm not sure if you've come to the realization that 34% of americans are obese. Not fat. Not overweight. Morbidly obese.

Very True!! But at least we're not ugly.

The answer to the original question is in the question itself. Why? Because they ARE from England.

I'll raise your "I beg to differ" http://www.themakeupgallery.info/central/character/gross/lumley/jltodd2a.jpg

I saw a discovery channel program once that said that people tend to find "average" features more attractive. "Average" meaning that huge eyes and small eyes were both generally less attactive than average sized eyes, high cheekbones and low cheekbones were both less attractive than cheekbones of average placement...

So people of average attractiveness generally have some features that stray up down or sideways from the average shape/size/placement. Really attactive people tend to have features that are not too large, not to small, not too circular or square, centered, even, etc...

The program went on to explain that people in some cases where you have a gene pool that isolates itself and remains homogenous you tend to get dominant trademark features in an increased portion of the population that stray further and further from the world-wide average and can become unattractive. Cold islands like England might be examples. On the other hand, the program offered that people of mixed-race tend to be on average more attractive because the various dominant features of the various races get toned down closer to the averages.

That said, there are lots of attractive Brits.

blimey wrote:

doo doo logs wrote:

If she's really hot and you don't know any better, there's nothing really wrong with banging your cousin!

Wasn't knocking it, just sayin

Cool! I mean not like I'd do it or thought about it, I'm just saying some people might think like that!

Keira Knightley is a bit money. But yes, the bottom tier isn't so good.

Sadly many of the posters to this thread are showing their ignorance.

Firstly the English are no uglier than any other nation of European descent. I've seen ugly and beautiful all over the world but I guess the original poster has never left the US? I guess that's for the best, we don't want ignorant dicks like you getting out to make us look any worse in the worlds eyes as we do at the moment.

Secondly once again showing your ignorance, England is not an island, neither is Scotland or Wales. Great Britain is an island.

Thirdly your original stupid comment has no validity. How many of the "beautiful" people in Hollywood are British? A disproportionent number considering the population of the country is a fraction of our own.

Ken Adian wrote:

i've been all over the us,and i have to agree with you. Quebec has the most beautiful girls, btw

Yes...I hear this too. A friend road tripped there and said all the girls are so very cute and interesting. He described them not as girls you would say "wow, she is hot" about, but rather would say "wow, I want to marry that girl." I'm planning a trip.

Al Lamosa wrote:

Sadly many of the posters to this thread are showing their ignorance.

Firstly the English are no uglier than any other nation of European descent. I've seen ugly and beautiful all over the world but I guess the original poster has never left the US? I guess that's for the best, we don't want ignorant dicks like you getting out to make us look any worse in the worlds eyes as we do at the moment.

Secondly once again showing your ignorance, England is not an island, neither is Scotland or Wales. Great Britain is an island.

Thirdly your original stupid comment has no validity. How many of the "beautiful" people in Hollywood are British? A disproportionent number considering the population of the country is a fraction of our own.

There's hardly anything ignorant about someone outside of your immediate family, being attractive.

You come on here trying to play smart guy and spell disproportionate wrong! I bet you feel like the dogs bollocks! LOL@U

It is hard to believe that Prince Charles wanted to have an affair with Camilla whats-her-name when he was married to Lady Diana.

Then after Lady Di bit the big one, he goes and actually marries her. If I recall, the wedding was delayed a day or two because Camilla hadn't had her shots yet.

Not all English people are ugly, the English just don't know what's ugly and what's not ugly.

I certaily hope no one from England reads this. They're still a bit touchy over that little "Revolutionary War" thing.

Take the Blindfold off.

Reading your first sentence you're actually saying west african women are the most ugly. As far as I know that covers about 16 countries so that's quite a statement to make.

Yes, some English people do look a bit horsey. Fortunately I don't. NO PICS!

[quote]Al Lamosa wrote:

Firstly the English are no uglier than any other nation of European descent. [quote]

I would say that you've quite obviously never been to Italy. Italians are arguably the most fashionable and attractive people on earth.

Secondly once again showing your ignorance, England is not an island, neither is Scotland or Wales. Great Britain is an island. [quote]

Your second point is interesting (obviously GB is an island, although Northern Ireland is not on the same island and is part of GB) and I have a follow up question for you. So why do England, Scotland, Northern Ireland and Wales all play as separate soccer teams? Is it one country or not?