Runner930
Anchorman Quotes 5/3/2006 1:23PM Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
IMO, one of the funniest movies for a long while...I'll start off the quotes

"60% of the time it works everytime"
umm
RE: Anchorman Quotes 5/3/2006 1:28PM - in reply to Runner930 Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
dude its been out for a while in case you hadn't noticed why the sudden excitment??
Gone Fission
RE: Anchorman Quotes 5/3/2006 1:33PM - in reply to umm Reply | Return to Index | Report Post

umm wrote:

dude its been out for a while in case you hadn't noticed why the sudden excitment??


He lives a sheltered life.
2miler
RE: Anchorman Quotes 5/3/2006 1:34PM - in reply to Runner930 Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
"Wanna throw down a fistica? I got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary right hear."

"By the beard of Zeus!"

"Knights of Columbus that hurt!"
Mtn Dew
RE: Anchorman Quotes 5/3/2006 1:48PM - in reply to 2miler Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
"Whale's vagina"

"You're a dirty pirate whore"

"It smells like bigfoot's dick"

"I love you Ron Burgandy"

"I love lamp!"

"You know I don't speak spanish"

"I have many leatherbound books and my home smells of rich mahogony"

"The human torch was denied a bank loan"
2miler
RE: Anchorman Quotes 5/3/2006 2:05PM - in reply to Mtn Dew Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
You pooped in the refridgerator, and you ate a whole wheel of cheese? I'm not angry, that's amazing.
letsrunner
RE: Anchorman Quotes 5/3/2006 2:17PM - in reply to 2miler Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
I don't know if you heard me counting...I did over a thousand..."
Wow...
RE: Anchorman Quotes 5/3/2006 2:29PM - in reply to 2miler Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
I believe the correct term is "throw down in fisticuffs"
words words words
RE: Anchorman Quotes 5/3/2006 2:33PM - in reply to Wow... Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Como estas, beetches!!!
my thoughts...
RE: Anchorman Quotes 5/3/2006 2:33PM - in reply to Runner930 Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
"I like scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down. Down into my belly."
yoyoma
RE: Anchorman Quotes 5/3/2006 2:36PM - in reply to letsrunner Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
"Milk was a bad choice."

"Oh I can barely lift my right arm because I did so many."

"I wanna be on you...I WANNA BE ON YOU."

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE ARE YELLING ABOUT!"

"LOUD NOISES!!!"

"I immediately regret this decision."

"You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair."

"Look, a rainbow..." --> "Do me on it!"

"I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises! And then our children will form a family band! And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited!"

"I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science."

"Ribs. I had ribs for lunch, that's why I'm doing this."

"I'm in a glass case of emotion!"

"Go f*** yourself, San Diego."
Not sure of this
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"Watch out for the guns. They'll get you."

"Yeah, love- what is that?"

"I'm Ron Burgondy?"

"NEWSTEAM! ASSEMBLE!"

"I'm gonna punch you right in the ovaries. A direct shot to the babymaker."
Not sure of this
RE: Anchorman Quotes 5/3/2006 2:38PM - in reply to Not sure of this Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
"The arsonist has oddly shaped feet!"
Not sure of this
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Veronica- "This is pathetic"
Ron- "You're pathetic."

"Everybody, I have an important announcement to make. CANNONBALL!"

I could keep quoting this all day, but I have work to do.
Jazzy Jay
RE: Anchorman Quotes 5/3/2006 2:44PM - in reply to Not sure of this Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Jazz flute is for little fairy boys.
words words words
RE: Anchorman Quotes 5/3/2006 2:47PM - in reply to Not sure of this Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Veronica and I are trying this new thing called "jogging"

Or is it "yogging"?.....might be a soft J.

Apparently you just run, for an extended period of time.
I love it
RE: Anchorman Quotes 5/3/2006 2:50PM - in reply to words words words Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
"what is this, amateur hour?!"
SWEDES
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"Time to musk up"
Champ
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"I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline."

"That's how I roll."

"Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder."

Ron: Um, Brick, before I let you go, are you still having your celebrity golf tournament?
Brick: Um, no, no. Too many people died last year.

"Just take it easy, Champ. Why don't you stop talking
for a while? Maybe sit the next couple of plays out. You know what I mean?"
love that movie.
RE: Anchorman Quotes 5/3/2006 8:32PM - in reply to Champ Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
-My God, what is that smell? Oh!
-That's the smell of desire my lady.
-God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food! Oh, excuse me.
-You know, desire smells like that to some people
-What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
-Smells like Bigfoot's dick!