"You're a dirty pirate whore"
"It smells like bigfoot's dick"
"I love you Ron Burgandy"
"I love lamp!"
"You know I don't speak spanish"
"I have many leatherbound books and my home smells of rich mahogony"
"The human torch was denied a bank loan"
"Milk was a bad choice."
"Oh I can barely lift my right arm because I did so many."
"I wanna be on you...I WANNA BE ON YOU."
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE ARE YELLING ABOUT!"
"I immediately regret this decision."
"You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair."
"Look, a rainbow..." --> "Do me on it!"
"I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises! And then our children will form a family band! And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited!"
"I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science."
"Ribs. I had ribs for lunch, that's why I'm doing this."
"I'm in a glass case of emotion!"
"Go f*** yourself, San Diego."
|Not sure of this|
"Watch out for the guns. They'll get you."
"Yeah, love- what is that?"
"I'm Ron Burgondy?"
"I'm gonna punch you right in the ovaries. A direct shot to the babymaker."
"I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline."
"That's how I roll."
"Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder."
Ron: Um, Brick, before I let you go, are you still having your celebrity golf tournament?
Brick: Um, no, no. Too many people died last year.
"Just take it easy, Champ. Why don't you stop talking
for a while? Maybe sit the next couple of plays out. You know what I mean?"
|love that movie.|
-My God, what is that smell? Oh!
-That's the smell of desire my lady.
-God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food! Oh, excuse me.
-You know, desire smells like that to some people
-What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
-Smells like Bigfoot's dick!