The world’s cheesiest sitcom writer would cringe at this unrealistic dialogue.
But if true, chances look good
The world’s cheesiest sitcom writer would cringe at this unrealistic dialogue.
But if true, chances look good
Regina wrote:
No one from England is called Regina.
In North West London it's pronounced Vegina
That's why no one in England is named Regina.
Are you trying to sound like jamin here? What is it about LetsRun that attracts people like you?
The correct answer in this situation is the following:
Sometime during the next few days stop by and order your coffee. If she helps you, ask her: "Have you ever heard of Bekele?" If she answers no, leave immediately and murmur "B*tch" as you turn around. If she answers yes, ask her to marry you.
I was behind you in line and she told me she thinks Farah is a smarter and faster runner than Bekele... thought I'd save you the heartbreak, dude.
Didn't read, but I'd say try 2%
It depends. Were you wearing the 4%?
Female advice, she's not into you. She's flirting for fun and thats about it. Do not come bearing gifts your next visit. That will put you in the creepiest of creeps category. She was just being nice because thats her job (customer service). Also, women like men who play hard to get.
Next week BB will make a thread about the barista has the same conversations with everyone and gives everyone an extra slice of cake.
Good luck Banana Bread! Remember, the board trolls here said Bekele was done and he proved them wrong, and you will too.
Hardloper wrote:
Good luck Banana Bread! Remember, the board trolls here said Bekele was done and he proved them wrong, and you will too.
This +100000
Hardloper wrote:
Good luck Banana Bread! Remember, the board trolls here said Bekele was done and he proved them wrong, and you will too.
Thanks I agree. I will have Bekele's Berlin 2019 in my head when I approach her next. I actually went today but she wasn't there. A guy was working this time and I asked him is Regina working and he said she is here on Saturday. I'm nervous now. I won't buy her a gift but will get her number and ask her out. I'm tempted to ask her to come for Christmas dinner. It seems fitting because she is away from her family and will probably be happy to have a break from her studies. She obviously has a good IQ if she knows much physics/chemistry. I don't expect her to be tainted if she devotes time for her education, something a lot of people here lack.
Banana Bread wrote:
I don't expect her to be tainted
1) service workers, it's their job to smile and be friendly and it does NOT mean she's into you. the only thing that means she's into you is if she gives you her number or flirts with you in a way that makes it obvious.
2) if she's halfway decent looking she gets this crap all day every day and you don't stand out to her
3) if you're giving her compliments you're a beta cvck
He's edging into stalker territory.
Banana Bread wrote:
Hardloper wrote:
Good luck Banana Bread! Remember, the board trolls here said Bekele was done and he proved them wrong, and you will too.
Thanks I agree. I will have Bekele's Berlin 2019 in my head when I approach her next. I actually went today but she wasn't there. A guy was working this time and I asked him is Regina working and he said she is here on Saturday. I'm nervous now. I won't buy her a gift but will get her number and ask her out. I'm tempted to ask her to come for Christmas dinner. It seems fitting because she is away from her family and will probably be happy to have a break from her studies. She obviously has a good IQ if she knows much physics/chemistry. I don't expect her to be tainted if she devotes time for her education, something a lot of people here lack.
It really sounds like you're joking, but I think you just might be creepy enough to be telling the truth.
She's not interested. You're a creep. Leave women alone. Stick to watching the 2019 Berlin Marathon on repeat in your free time instead.
VirtueSignaler wrote:
He's edging into stalker territory.
He's not edging, he owns the whole territory.
Banana Bread wrote:
Yesterday I went to a new place for a coffee. I was the only person there at the time because it was late in the afternoon when normally most places are more quite.
There was a really cute barista at the counter. I ordered coffee and carrot cake to go. Critique my chances letsrun.
This was the conversation we had after I ordered. She talked to me at the same time as she made the coffee and got the cake. I like when this happens because usually they don't talk to you as they are preparing stuff.
Her: So any plans for the Christmas holidays?
Me: (I was taken aback that she would jump into a question like that). Oh I'm not sure I will probably just chill. Maybe I will come here. This place looks like an amazing find.
Her: Haha. I'll be here most days next week. Will be happy to see you(see was smiling at me really strongly here)
Me: (I could feel my heart racing at this point and couldn't believe what was happening). I can't wait. This will be a great Christmas. Are you doing anything special?
Her: No my family are in England so I will just be studying and working here.
Me: Cool I bet your family misses their greatest member. Did Boris Johnson make you want to leave England?
Her: Hahaha you crack me up. I need a good laugh.
Me: (things feel like they are too good to be true, she thinks I'm funny and entertaining). So what are you studying?
Her: Physics and Chemistry. I've a mountain of reading to do
Me: Wow you sound really clever. I couldn't do that. Smart as well as pretty.
Her: I try my best thanks(she was smiling intensely as fukk by this point)
Me: You don't need to try.
Her: Well here you go. I threw in an extra slice of carrot cake for you
Me: Wow I can't believe it. This is the best place I've been to. Is this heaven
Her: Hahaha not really
Me: Well Regina(she had name on her name tag), I hope the rest of your day is as great as you are.
Her: You are funny. Have a good day.
I walked out of the place feeling like the luckiest guy in the world. I kind of wish I didn't get the coffee and cake to go and sit down there with her inside the place but my mom wanted me to meet her at the hardware store where she could collect me.
I plan to go back here and this time I will prepare exactly what I'm going to say and rehearse the fukk out of it so I will have a soulmate by Christmas. The advantage I have is that the conversation ended amazingly well. Normally they tend to start great and crash and burn by the end. Now I will be able to prepare to make it perfect. What do you think letsrun?
You received a Baristafriend Experience (BFE). Pay up and move on.
1) anyone behind a bar (or on stage) is 50% better looking than if you were to meet them on the street
2) you better have tipped well regardless of what she was going to say.
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