Yesterday I went to a new place for a coffee. I was the only person there at the time because it was late in the afternoon when normally most places are more quite.
There was a really cute barista at the counter. I ordered coffee and carrot cake to go. Critique my chances letsrun.
This was the conversation we had after I ordered. She talked to me at the same time as she made the coffee and got the cake. I like when this happens because usually they don't talk to you as they are preparing stuff.
Her: So any plans for the Christmas holidays?
Me: (I was taken aback that she would jump into a question like that). Oh I'm not sure I will probably just chill. Maybe I will come here. This place looks like an amazing find.
Her: Haha. I'll be here most days next week. Will be happy to see you(see was smiling at me really strongly here)
Me: (I could feel my heart racing at this point and couldn't believe what was happening). I can't wait. This will be a great Christmas. Are you doing anything special?
Her: No my family are in England so I will just be studying and working here.
Me: Cool I bet your family misses their greatest member. Did Boris Johnson make you want to leave England?
Her: Hahaha you crack me up. I need a good laugh.
Me: (things feel like they are too good to be true, she thinks I'm funny and entertaining). So what are you studying?
Her: Physics and Chemistry. I've a mountain of reading to do
Me: Wow you sound really clever. I couldn't do that. Smart as well as pretty.
Her: I try my best thanks(she was smiling intensely as fukk by this point)
Me: You don't need to try.
Her: Well here you go. I threw in an extra slice of carrot cake for you
Me: Wow I can't believe it. This is the best place I've been to. Is this heaven
Her: Hahaha not really
Me: Well Regina(she had name on her name tag), I hope the rest of your day is as great as you are.
Her: You are funny. Have a good day.
I walked out of the place feeling like the luckiest guy in the world. I kind of wish I didn't get the coffee and cake to go and sit down there with her inside the place but my mom wanted me to meet her at the hardware store where she could collect me.
I plan to go back here and this time I will prepare exactly what I'm going to say and rehearse the fukk out of it so I will have a soulmate by Christmas. The advantage I have is that the conversation ended amazingly well. Normally they tend to start great and crash and burn by the end. Now I will be able to prepare to make it perfect. What do you think letsrun?