Wrote a post in an anonymous internet forum targeted towards distance runners about how badass I am.
Wrote a post in an anonymous internet forum targeted towards distance runners about how badass I am.
I was honest about my feelings with another (male) friend.
Did two married women in front of their husbands, who were chained to each other in the corner.
chopped my own junk off
1- 4 , different women on 4 consecutive days ... 2-another time I had 2 women within 2-3 hours of each other ... Shall I go on ?
I walked into a robbery in progress and was told to get on the floor with everyone. I said no, I wasn't going to do that. When the guy physically tried to make me, I beat him senseless. Everyone on the floor got out safely, I had surgery to fix two broken bones in my left hand, and the guy expired from intracranial bleeding.
Saved the universe with the snap of my fingers.
Luv2Run wrote:
Guy grabbed by girlfriend's ass in a bar. I punched him. We left. Bar fight ensued...
Made up this story about having a girlfriend and getting in a bar fight over her.
While in college, I was caught master bating to a George Clooney photo by the woman’s cross country team.
Addendum to above: Longtime LR readers from Central Ohio might remember the lawsuit filed by the guy's family against me, the cops, and the store's parent company (they lost; eight witnesses on the floor saw me repeatedly trying to talk the guy down before things went south) or the feature Channel 10 did about me running a BQ at Columbus a month later with a splint on my wrist. What was missed in that feature was the fact I was eating Vicoprofen like candy during that race. Good times.
banged your mom...
and your dad
Beat the pace bike to the finish line while winning the local 10k by a quarter mile.
170-175 mpw for a month
Circumcised myself with an Ali-clamp, no anesthesia, just ice.
Respond to someone on letsrun while being a complete dick.
I wore a bright yellow banana hammock, a pair of Vibram Five Fingers, a sparse goatee and a solid man bun to a 10K race in San Diego and beat the first woman.
This wins easily if it’s true. Sadly it’s not.
10 miles warm up before state meet
Serviced your mom 9 times over one weekend.
played solitaire with another person