Where will the NOP athletes go?

What rumor?

If Tinman is doping they're doing it wrong... oh so wrong!!!

LateRunnerPhill wrote:

I've heard rumors about Tinman

i heard they will be coached by rekrunner, he already has Mo so this is a no brainer

“Where do I go?”

Dane Cook: “Where do you go? Follow the one f*cking Road you’re on to me!”

tacomafan wrote:

Does this give anyone who wants a legal way out of their Nike contract? Could they become "free agents" if they wish?

Why would any of them want to? Seriously look at how many athletes get annoyed when Nike doesn't renew them because nobody else offers the cash that Nike does.

They will stay with nike coaches/trainers/facilities but it will NO LONGER be the NOP by name. A marketing company like Nike knows that a 4yr ban for their most front-facing coach will certainly require a re-branding to move forward.

Introducing....

the Great Running Oregon Institute by Nike.

Only the best athletes in the world are part of the GROIN.

Doping NOPers wrote:

Where will the Doping NOPers go? They need to go to prison. The cheating doper Elfie Rupp needs to be in prison. The midget guido Roid Chacne Centro needs to be in prison because he is a cheating doper. The cheating doper Doorbell Mo needs to be in prison. The cheating doper Mary Cain needs to be in prison. The cheating doper Beet Juice Hasay needs to be in prison. The cheating doper Roid Rage Rowbury needs to be in prison. They are cheaters and thieves. They all need to get plenty of time in prison.

It's weird to see this same "campaign" style stuff on an athletics message board and... well... really everywhere now.

It starts with a big picture semi-acusational question that takes for granted certain assumptions that actually aren't necessarily true -- in this case that there are a bunch of doping NOP people right now that have to go anywhere.

Then it's that weird delivery of short digestible phrases. Tagging people with a catchy nickname. Predictable cadence. Simple words. Lots of prison. Repetition.

Weird stuff. Are there a bunch of people who all go to the same message board / social media class about how to troll? or is that way of speaking just contagious? or maybe since it (somehow) worked for Trump that's just the new standard?

i suppose i just contributed by quoting it in my own post... now i am one of them too?!

Mikeh33 wrote:

Jgt11 wrote:

Galen has announced his new coach Salberto Alazar

Hahahaha

Excellent!

Wherever Nike tells them to go.

Where do I go? wrote:

“Where do I go?”

Dane Cook: “Where do you go? Follow the one f*cking Road you’re on to me!”

Gee Zuss, a Dane Cook reference in 2019 that doesn't reference fat or his daddy issues, too young girlfriend.

Look for Brad Hudson to step up and fill Salazar's spot.

But this is the most observant and probably the smartest post I’ve ever seen on LetsRun

broken arrow wrote:

Hateraid wrote:

The Oregon Project logo will forever be associated with this. I would surprised if they were able to get any new athletes or even keep most of what they have.

It makes every NOP performance have an * by it as being suspicious, makes me wonder if any of the performances were clean/legit. Including Rupp/Hasay/Centro, etc.

I can make it easy for you: every result in track and field is suspicious!

Jambo Cabao wrote:

broken arrow wrote:

What is to prevent Salazar from giving the workouts to his Wife, then his wife gives them to Galens wife and then onto Galen?

If you haven't caught o yet, its not the workouts those athletes are relying on...its the drugs!

I think the poster was on the right track. It's just everything will be sent to Peyton Manning's wife not Galen's....

In Recovery wrote:

[quote]Jgt11 wrote:

Who will stay at NOP and switch to Pete Julian? Who will switch coaches? Where will or where can they go?

Superior Coach JS (end of sarcasm)

No, this same guy has been using these catch phrases for years. He's a D list athlete that went to okst.

I've told you guys before, the last remaining sport of interest where doping doesn't matter, is downhill mountain biking.

It's skill, and guts. Want to be on drugs? I don't blame them for that! Everyone else, especially NOP, can kiss my ass.

https://youtu.be/EqYgAX6D43Q?t=6

GoGalen wrote:

Galen Rupp has finally acquired enough base work will finally move to Kenya and be coached by Renato Canova.

I nearly wet my pants with laughter

The Jama Aden camp has plenty of room for doping NOPers. I bet Farah could hook them up with a supply of Jama Juice.