Dr. Van Nostrand wrote:
Sports talk:
Football:
“So and so needs to get better at such and such”
“I agree”
“I disagree”
Blah blah blah
Basketball:
“So and so isn’t good under pressure”
“Yeah, but they’re consistent in the regular season”
Yada yada yada
Baseball:
“So and so is looking thin probably won’t hit as many home runs this year”
“Totally”
“Nah they’ve still got good power and bat speed”
Etc etc
Track/Running:
“So and so seems like th-
“How dare you criticize them HOW FAST IS YOUR MILE PR HUH??!!”
This. Should be quote of the day.