hotties, not fatties wrote:
your butt is huge
The idea of this return compliment is still funny years on
hotties, not fatties wrote:
your butt is huge
The idea of this return compliment is still funny years on
My reply is, "Thank you! You've made my day!" And I follow that with some small talk.
I get compliments on my hair almost every day. A couple of months ago I was diagnosed with bladder cancer. I knew that I might lose my hair due to chemotherapy so I decided to go from "old man gray" to "Politician white" while I still had hair! It took a couple of weeks to get it right. Now, it's perfect, but my first chemo was yesterday. If it falls out, I'll go for the bald look.
Now, if I were younger and single, I'd probably follow that remark with some casual flirting.
I hit enter before I finished.
My advice to young guys is to be confident. Say thank you and pay some attention to the woman. Women like to be noticed, but they can detect false flattery so don't return the compliment. Just make some small talk. Ask her about something that's appropriate to the location. "Do you prefer the latte or the dark roast?" Or, "Say, is that a light beer?... have you tried Music City Light?"
Report them to HR.
marking time wrote:
But if you suspect this is the case, game on, say something straight off like 'Nice shoes."
But only if she is wearing the super shoes.
In all other cases ask her to go with you for a burrito special ...
BOOOOOOMMMM wrote:
You say this wrote:
"Thanks. I got them all cut."
Duh!
YES THIS!!!!!
I shouldn't have laughed so hard at this.
Womanizer wrote:
marking time wrote:
But if you suspect this is the case, game on, say something straight off like 'Nice shoes."
But only if she is wearing the super shoes.
In all other cases ask her to go with you for a burrito special ...
LMAO this was clever.
Lol u don't get girls
Start playing air guitar, and mix in some Conga lingual tongue flicks and start humping the air around you like Jimi Hendrix. Just do it skillfully not like perverted or anything, chicks dig that kind of stuff
Guitar Hero's get girls wrote:
Start playing air guitar, and mix in some Conga lingual tongue flicks and start humping the air around you like Jimi Hendrix. Just do it skillfully not like perverted or anything, chicks dig that kind of stuff
Forget the air guitar, just do the other two things. Air guitar makes you look delusional the other things make you look bold and daring
Fresh haircut wrote:
Any thoughts?
"Yeah, thanks, it would look better on the floor of my bedroom. Um, I mean you have a nice haircut too. It would look bet...I mean, nice dress. Where'd you get it?"
MidFootStriker wrote:
Guitar Hero's get girls wrote:
Start playing air guitar, and mix in some Conga lingual tongue flicks and start humping the air around you like Jimi Hendrix. Just do it skillfully not like perverted or anything, chicks dig that kind of stuff
Forget the air guitar, just do the other two things. Air guitar makes you look delusional the other things make you look bold and daring
It's risky without the air guitar, could go either way. I was going to say sniff vaguely near their nether regions and say yummy but I like the air guitar performance better
What about lighting a fart on fire oh, that's a pretty cool move
sealer of deals wrote:
"Thanks. Would you like to touch it?"
This is the winner.
The Dirty Duck wrote:
sealer of deals wrote:
"Thanks. Would you like to touch it?"
This is the winner.
Dude seriously any girl would find This creepy. How could you pick this as a winner when you could play air guitar and hump the air around you, or light a fart on fire. This would be the winner if it wasn't physically impossible to set one of your farts on fire. Or mime various sexual acts while playing air guitar. Seriously what world are you living in
Problem is a lot of guys live in a fantasy world where they think a witty remark will win over a girl. Think about how much energy you dudes burning up trying to think of something witty to say. It's ridiculous!
Physicality is what wins over the ladies. Next time a girl says anything to you go over and start hot humping the nearest speaker. Alla Jimi Hendrix. If you happen to be able to play some virtuoso guitar while doing it probably wouldn't hurt
Agreed! If you going to be witty back it up with action. How about saying you make me want to cancel my subscription to blue boy
And then take about 50 Blue Boy magazines and set them on fire. Put your money where your mouth is
Guitar Hero's get girls wrote:
Agreed! If you going to be witty back it up with action. How about saying you make me want to cancel my subscription to blue boy
And then take about 50 Blue Boy magazines and set them on fire. Put your money where your mouth is
If you could use one of your farts to start the fire. That would really be epic
ContextisKing wrote:
Guitar Hero's get girls wrote:
Agreed! If you going to be witty back it up with action. How about saying you make me want to cancel my subscription to blue boy
And then take about 50 Blue Boy magazines and set them on fire. Put your money where your mouth is
If you could use one of your farts to start the fire. That would really be epic
You'd have to be crazy to destroy thousands of dollars worth of memorabilia as well as Priceless fashion advice. Burning Blue Boy magazine is probably the most un American thing you can do, in this world!
True story- My mom is a dog groomer and she cuts my hair. I get compliments frequently. I say, "Thanks, my mom cuts it!"
Then they usually say something like, "Oh, so your mom is a stylist!"
"No. She's a dog groomer."
Either I get a funny look or they laugh and it becomes a fun conversation.