Did I just get uninvited from this girl’s Super Bowl party?

Doc26 wrote:

I talked to her today, and I have some good news! It turns out the reason she was being cagey about the party was that the friends she invited flaked on her, and her plans for the party kind of started falling apart at the last minute and I think she was maybe a little embarrassed that she might have to cancel.

So she did end up canceling the party, buuut....she still wants me to come over and watch the game with just her and “a couple friends”!

Bring a bottle of tequila. Get everyone doing shots. Then pull out a pizza for the fat one and weed for the thin one, to distract them while you enter the endzone.

Where do I start here pal...

It's pretty obvious you don't get much trim, this chick can smell it on you like you walked across of football field of dog dukie. Alas, I am here to help you a bit. First thing you should know is I have already banged this chick and I told her I'd be coming to her party, hence why you were clearly uninvited. However, I have zero plans of showing up to her lame party as I've already planted the seeds for getting with a few of her friends. I don't glorify the p*ssey like you do, I have these women in their place, she is on the backburner if you even want to call it that. I have turned the tables and she is chasing me, I could care less because I have a steady flow of trim with minimal work. While I have far better looks than most, I have no job. I get by selling off the gifts guys like you bring to my various conquests.

So where does that leave you? Get your hand off you know where and crash that sh*t, be epic. Start kissing every single chick there, forget #metoo, nobody cares...

Anyone who makes posts like this is definitely a virgin.

Banged more than 1,000 nerd

Charley Knighten wrote:

Banged more than 1,000 nerd

Defensiveness just makes it more obvious.

She got kind of irritated by you kind of saying ‘kind of’ in every sentence you kind of say.

Sorry if you don't like it, probably cause you are stuck with the same feminist overweight PITA.

Regardless, I was just trying to help the kid out.

Gee Sarge wrote:

Yeah, and while the Pats and Rams are trying to get into the end zone, you'll be stuck in the friend zone.

^^^^

Post of the year so far.

Charlie, you still live over on Garfield Drive? If that's you I know who the chick is, I banged her too. I was told you had some tapes?

can smell it on you too wrote:

[quote]Charley Knighten wrote:

Where do I start here pal...

Anyone who makes posts like this is definitely a virgin.

I surmised the same or gay by this point.

The come-back response was pure classic closet.

There were two popular dudes I grew up with - both gay and both with great stories of how many chicks they were banging.

They are both much happier with themselves and become more normal people.

We weren't impressed with how real ppl banged tons of girls, not impressed with basement dweller's banging either.

Harambe wrote:

Millennials are the first generation smart enough to realize that socializing shouldn't be a stressful commitment. Invitations are handed out willy-nilly because most of us will say 'maybe' to anything and then flake.

Just don't go and then come in on Monday SUPER HUNGOVER and make her jealous, is what I'm trying to say.

Millennials know and understand everything. Don't make socializing stressful (you know, like never talk to anyone when you can do that electronically), and on Monday look hungover without talking to her because that will not be awkward.

Are you at her place yet?!?! Me and a group of friends are reading your thread like a real time thriller novel. Please keep posting!!

I have been asked to change Thriller to rom-com

Rojo is redpilled, who woulda thunk it

rojo wrote:

Gee Sarge wrote:

Yeah, and while the Pats and Rams are trying to get into the end zone, you'll be stuck in the friend zone.

^^^^

Post of the year so far.

http://www.laddertheory.com/

weblink of disrepute wrote:

Runningart2004 wrote:

If I could put my 41 yr old don’t give a flying F mind in my 21 yr old introverted self college would have been a blast (other than two public intoxication arrests). Alcohol is amazing!

Alan

Oh yea, that's something to be proud of. This site is full of drunks and insolent weirdos.

If you think this is lame and insipid, you should have been around here '00-'03 when southern Indiana boy Alan Ray Tobin was posting incessantly like he was really thinking he could qualify for the OT marathon in 2004. That was the rabid and manic sowing of masturbatorial delusion in fertile soil.

How was the party?

What's up Doc

Sohowzitgoin? wrote:

How was the party?

Lame.....she said she give me a BJ everytime a touchdown was scored but I got mad waiting and left in the 3rd quarter

Sohowzitgoin? wrote:

How was the party?

The last reply was obviously fake.

But was kinda close - MY FIRST BJ!

It wasnt the original girl, but one of her hot friends. I got followed into the bathroom and next thing I know I’m on my knees in front of this hot CrossFit guy. I can’t share more on here - but wowwwww!!!