BREAKING: Pronghorn Antelope, who Identifies as a Human Male, Smashes Marathon WR by over 75 Minutes!

wow is right wrote:

Oh wow o wow owlw wrote:

Wow. Just wow.

I’ve never read such a great price. It’s truly inspiring and thought provoking on so many levels. TheJeff is underrated as a writer and is probably worthy of some form of literary prize for his latest contribution to what is a predominantly white conservative racist running themed website.

If you were here now I’d rim you.

So let me get this straight. Any joke involving conservative white mails is fair game and always welcome. Any joke making fun of anyone else is always hateful, racist, sexist, etc.

TheJeff's post is funny as hell. Sorry, liberal snowflakes.

To me (a straight white male), it isn't so much that it is offensive to me personally, it is that generally speaking, there tends to be a big overlap between the people who say stuff like "Who cares if they are gay/bi/trans/whatever?? Why do ythey have to announce it?? I don't announce that I'm straight." and the people who seem obsessed with making jokes/complaining about the topic. And I think if people were being honest with themselves, they would admit that those sort of jokes aren't coming from a positive place.

Also, no one grows up having to hear "You straight white male!" as an insult.

I don't think I'm a snowflake, I just try to be considerate.

That kangaroo is doped to the gills.

Why does it have to come from a positive place to be funny? If we can't make fun of ourselves as a society for allowing the idiocy of non-genetic non-binary gender identification, what can we make fun of?

This post isn't making fun of people with genetic disorders. It isn't even making fun of the Semenyas of the world. It is making fun of the people who are OK with the Semenyas of the world... and the people who care about "American-born" athletes...

So, this post makes fun of liberals AND conservatives, yet you only choose to get butt-hurt about the part that makes fun of liberals. That says more about you than it does the OP.

I'm actually not "butt-hurt" about anything. Like I said, I just try to be considerate of other people, especially those who go through a lot of sh;t and hate. To me, making a stupid joke isn't worth potentially adding to that.

You need this:

Actually wrote:

There is no such thing as a pronghorn antelope. You are referring to the American pronghorn, which is not an antelope

Colloquialisms are real.

Actually wrote:

There is no such thing as a pronghorn antelope. You are referring to the American pronghorn, which is not an antelope

The Pronghorn does not recognize America.

No Shizer, Sherlock wrote:

You need this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq2da4N19mg

I'm not sure anyone needs Carlos Mencia.

LoneStarXC wrote:

That kangaroo is doped to the gills.

Yes the 'speed peptide.'

Spotted, didn’t even need binoculars

the magic rat wrote:

More like the butthurt rat

Antilocapra wrote:

Actually wrote:

There is no such thing as a pronghorn antelope. You are referring to the American pronghorn, which is not an antelope

Colloquialisms are real.

Points here.

The Prongohrn predates America wrote:

Actually wrote:

There is no such thing as a pronghorn antelope. You are referring to the American pronghorn, which is not an antelope

The Pronghorn does not recognize America.

Also points here.

Good thread starter and good thread, albeit with the usual tediousness of trolls bickering over whether something is funny.

Female Canadian Quadhorned Antelope wrote:

Actually wrote:

There is no such thing as a pronghorn antelope. You are referring to the American pronghorn, which is not an antelope

Maybe he self identified as a pronghorn antelope identiying as a human male. I self identify as a female Canadian quadhorned antelope. I've been kicked out of three Target bathrooms and four zoos by transphobic management.

Gave me a good chuckle

He definitely cut the course. Someone needs to contact Marathon Investigation.

Seriously there is no way a pronghorn could run a full marathon that fast.

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So, this post makes fun of liberals AND conservatives, yet you only choose to get butt-hurt about the part that makes fun of liberals. That says more about you than it does the OP.[/quote]

Aaahhhh, I see it now. Very clever.

Although, I think it would be a better and more realistic story arc if the pronghorn antelope went onto bomb an abortion clinic...or maybe drive over some black lives matter protestors...that's a better capture of true republican/conservative values.

Only 1/10 because you said London instead of Berlin.

This is funny if you have an infantile, bullying sense of humor, and I usually have a very wide sense of humor. Poking fun at a historically persecuted group is just a crappy attempt at humor that thinly veils someone's prejudice. This isn't the first thread thejeff has started regarding his odd obsession with the LGBT+ community.

Making fun of people in power is essential to satire and can actually be funny.

Nicely written. I like political comedy