Hogansburg, NY - The team of Tim Paisley and Steve Briggs
won the World Carp Fishing Campionships which ended friday morning. The winners took home $50,000 in CASH and a PAIR
of Chevrolet pickup trucks.
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Carp, f*cking carp. Not bass, not trout - carp. That easily explains why most aspiring elites call it quits after trying to feed the family on their $50 5th place prize. Hell, between poker, darts, cow plop Bingo ($250 if the cow $hits on your spot - no joke, the winners were jyst announced in my local paper today) and now carp fishing I see no reason for anyone to ever run a step ever again in the name of $. Time for a Big Mac & a beer.