To be fair to all the people on letsrun.com that think ppl from Somalia ONLY come here to "cheat the system":
I am establishing a running circuit in Somalia. The rules will require a valid ID. This should exclude all locals from competition. There won't be any cash prizes, but you and your children will now have the opportunity to actually win races.
As an added incentive: After 10 years living in the country you will be invited to become a Somali citizen. At this stage you will become eligible for prize money in the region of $5 per race.
I invite all interested athletes (that have not been able to win in the United States due to refugees that "invent" stories about civil war, starvation, and death in order to "cheat" the American system) to sign up below.