Never:
smoked a cigarette (of any substance)
had an alcoholic drink
had a cup of coffee
gotten a speeding ticket (~50 years a driver)
checked the Democrat or Republican box in an election (~45 years a voter)
tried a legal case (and I'm a lawyer)
been arrested
cheated on girlfriend or (later) spouse
been divorced (28 years and counting)
run as an adult (permanently injured at 20)
struck a woman
been in a fight
used recreational drugs
made six figures (gross income) in a calendar year
had a dog
bought a house
watched "The Big Bang Theory"