Road running is for p#%#%

Lol dean wrote:

The reason my grammar was bad is cause I was doing voice to text.

I find the visual of you barking this nonsense into your phone absolutely hilarious for some reason. I want to observe you for a day.

Your definition of 'running' is incredibly loose. Theyre only called 'ultras' for marketing purposes. Most people would call your sport 'endurance jogging'.

Amen brother, those road runners can't stand some mud under their shoes LOL

Bomb down a steep downhill full of rocks and roots for miles and miles then we'll see where's your fitness.

not dean is my hero

thank you

I thought that ultra runners were non-competitive and didn't want to "bring that vibe to the trails, bruh". I guess they're finally cracking under the bag of their own lies.

I knew they were just preaching that anti-competitive bs just so they could sound more appealing and bangable to their armpit hair ladies. Their true side is now coming out, you can't live a lie forever.

That's ridiculous. There is absolutely NO type of running that is for pussies. If you decide to make it hard, it will be hard.

Are pussies doing sub-60 minute half marathons?

Are Eliud Kipchoge and Mo Farah now road racing pussies?

Come on now.

Might as well tell Usain Bolt that 100 meters is the pussiest run ever invented.

Live to run wrote:

I thought that ultra runners were non-competitive and didn't want to "bring that vibe to the trails, bruh". I guess they're finally cracking under the bag of their own lies.

I knew they were just preaching that anti-competitive bs just so they could sound more appealing and bangable to their armpit hair ladies. Their true side is now coming out, you can't live a lie forever.

All men are competitive in their own way. You are doing well in the "whoa is me" jealousy competition bruh.

I really don't think jealousy means what you think it means.

Live to run wrote:

I really don't think jealousy means what you think it means.

Jealousy: resentment against a rival, a person enjoying success or advantage, etc., or against another's success or advantage itself.

Sup nerds, ProBuilder here.

I've read thru this thread and I can't believe ya'll are still debating about what type of running is tougher.

You want that answer. The truth?

You want to talk tough? You could not handle a standard functional weight lift program.

Let's talk about 4 sets of Deadlifts, 5 sets of Dumbell Hammer Curls, and 6 sets of skullcrushers after doing kettle bell plyos for a good 45 minutes. Runners are notoriously weak when it comes to tha comparison between pro builders like myself and your skinny XC runner comparisons.

Maybe ya'll need more protein intake and an actual brain.,. #gymfitnesslyfe.

Unless your sport requires castrating yourself with the tiny scissors in a Swiss army knife, then it is just weak. #TRUTH

ProBuilder wrote:

Sup nerds, ProBuilder here.

I've read thru this thread and I can't believe ya'll are still debating about what type of running is tougher.

You want that answer. The truth?

You want to talk tough? You could not handle a standard functional weight lift program.

Let's talk about 4 sets of Deadlifts, 5 sets of Dumbell Hammer Curls, and 6 sets of skullcrushers after doing kettle bell plyos for a good 45 minutes. Runners are notoriously weak when it comes to tha comparison between pro builders like myself and your skinny XC runner comparisons.

Maybe ya'll need more protein intake and an actual brain.,. #gymfitnesslyfe.

That is the least impressive thing I have ever heard. Ive been in that world in my college sprinting days. Weights are the easiest part. Body building is incredible easy. Body building is like running at marathon pace for 20 seconds. Body building is like eating all day and doing a leg workout then staring in the mirror for 2 hours. Body building is like practicing being a warrior that never fights. Body building is like the least functional thing on earth. Oh yeah youre goign to powerclean that log you just cut? Wow look at those huge biceps....i bet you need those to like lift up those groceries. Oh man its time for another whey protein shake. I get macros today yes! Do you even lift bro? Check out my hammer nutrition shirt with backward hat and flat shoes. Im sorry dude. Youre a joke

Wowzers wrote:

Unless your sport requires castrating yourself with the tiny scissors in a Swiss army knife, then it is just weak. #TRUTH

Your sport lets you use a knife? Who can't castrate themselves with a knife? weak.

Unless your sport requires that you have to castrate yourself with a spoon, then sew yourself up with dental floss and a safety pin, then run 100 miles in bare feet, with at least 1 mile being over a lava flow, it is just weak. #THEREALTRUTH

Squampy Nuts wrote:

Live to run wrote:

I really don't think jealousy means what you think it means.

Jealousy: resentment against a rival, a person enjoying success or advantage, etc., or against another's success or advantage itself.

My analysis still stands.

You must be Jim Walmsley, who brought the DNF to the sport.

Squampy Nuts wrote:

That is the least impressive thing I have ever heard. Ive been in that world in my college sprinting days. Weights are the easiest part. Body building is incredible easy. Body building is like running at marathon pace for 20 seconds. Body building is like eating all day and doing a leg workout then staring in the mirror for 2 hours. Body building is like practicing being a warrior that never fights. Body building is like the least functional thing on earth. Oh yeah youre goign to powerclean that log you just cut? Wow look at those huge biceps....i bet you need those to like lift up those groceries. Oh man its time for another whey protein shake. I get macros today yes! Do you even lift bro? Check out my hammer nutrition shirt with backward hat and flat shoes. Im sorry dude. Youre a joke

Nerd. Imma call you Nerd. You fine with that? Cause that's what you are.

You obviously did not train like a pro. Otherwise youd wouldn't be makin such claims about how easy it all is. Truthfully honest here.

Consider the training style. Weight training involves either explosive training or really heavy training. With bodybuilding, it is high-volume training. I will do anywhere between 25 to 50 sets for a specific muscle group whether it be arms or legs. The workouts are intense, much harder than looping the track for minutes on end and being able to back off the pace because it "hurts" and or whatever excuses you nerds use for running consistent intervals or some sh!t. You guys run for 45 minute, I lift for 2.5 hours.

Secondly, bodybuilding is difficult because of diet. When I talk diet I am not talking Weight watchers or Jenny Craig. I am talking pre-contest dieting. You nerd runners eating gummi bears on your 13 mile runs and sugary gels. You do yer 5 mile group runs and then down 4 beers afterwards at brewery. No wonder ya'll skinny fat. No wonder your top athletes drop out of marathons because "wah wah my name is Gahlen Rupp and It's cold!"

None of that sh*t would fly in our sport - no excuses.

ProBuilder signing out.

OK.

here's the deal:

You pick a trail race you've run and I'll pick a road marathon. We each train for 6-8 months and you try to beat my marathon time on that course and I try to beat your trail time.

we'll add up the difference in time, by minutes, and see who the winner is.

Sound fair?!

You are literally making me laugh. OHHH NO you have to deplete calories and dehydrate for a few weeks after 6 months of binge eating (bulking). All elite runners cut calories while still running 100 mile weeks. You guys are weak. You are in a gym with regulated temps. You are are doing isolated everything. Squeeze that weight bro. Oh yeah nice triceps bro. Omg I need to rest I just pushed it for 1 minute then rested for 10. i wear a hoody over my head when i shop for groceries. I carry a gallon of water everywhere. Youre weak. anaerobic workouts are for slow fat americans

bump bump.

where'd all the ultra runners go?