Road running is for p#%#%

You mean walk a trail race right? 10-14 minute mile pace with intermittent pigging out at aid stations isn't running bearded little trucker boy

Mike Tyson stated that ....Not Dean Lister.

Ever heard of a period it ends sentences

Representative of avg letsrunner wrote:

You mean walk a trail race right? 10-14 minute mile pace with intermittent pigging out at aid stations isn't running bearded little trucker boy

100% agree with you those guys are pus sie s too trust me I've ran plenty of trail races where I see people walking and their pussi es but guess what so are Road racers. the guys that are running an ultramarathon consistently and not stopping and are pushing limits running a 7 minute mile on the worst Technical Trail imaginable those are the true champions of the racing World everyone else is a pus sy. I'm constantly hearing road racer say the reason people do ultra marathons is they don't want to run faster at a marathon that's the opposite the reason Road Race just don't want to do an ultramarathon it's cuz they're afraid to run on technical Trail as fast as they possibly can. Point of the matter is any of you freaking Average Joe's on this forum if I were to ask you to run a 7 minute mile for 26. 2 miles on a trail of increased difficulty you couldn't do it you don't have the technical capability to do that

It's hilarious that you ultra guys call them "technical trails", I grew up running on these so called technical trails and we never called them technical, we just called them trails. Also, me and any of my college teammates could easily run 7 min pace on these trails, so don't give me this BS about it being so hard.

Ultras are made up races for road runners that aren't fast enough to be elite road runners. End of story.

If you could you would. End of story. You cant. Youre feet arent tough enough and the minute it rains and get muddy you will complain. Again, youre a puu sssssyyyyyyyy

If you could you would wrote:

If you could you would. End of story. You cant. Youre feet arent tough enough and the minute it rains and get muddy you will complain. Again, youre a puu sssssyyyyyyyy

Sounds like you're just not talented enough for the road so I can't really blame you for avoiding it all together.

Youre like my best friend.

My grammar and spelling isn't the greatest, but my god at least it isn't this atrocitus. Also, sub 5 min mile for a marathon is way more impressive than hiking a 100 mile trail race.

Have fun with your jogging club buddies - us athletes will leave you alone.

LOL. Stop using the same old excuse that ultra runners walk and jog. I’m specifically stating that I told you to run 26.2 miles on brutal technical trail, you could absolutely not hang with the top 10 in any trail race of a competitve nature. Again, I’m saying 12,000 feet of elevation, mud, rocks, roots, tree branches, Stop avoiding and generalizing. I’m not talking about a dirt fireroad.

The reason my grammar was bad is cause I was doing voice to text.

Bottom line is you road runners are pussyssssss

Who said hiking????? How the hell can you be stupid so claim that people hike 100 miles? The recrod at western states is held by Timothy Olsen at 8:30min a mile for the full 100 miles. How the hell can you walk when you average time is 8:30min amile. Youre generalizing and targeting the bottom third of any race which happens at your marathons too. Again, the only reason you don’t run fast on trail is becuase you’re a pussssyyyy!!!!!!

I could hang with the top "carry and egg with a spoon while doing a running a mile backwards" competitors either.

If you ever get bored jogging, we'll let you hop into a track workout. We're welcoming, just not interested in your boring hobby.

rmess wrote:

I could hang with the top "carry and egg with a spoon while doing a running a mile backwards" competitors either.

If you ever get bored jogging, we'll let you hop into a track workout. We're welcoming, just not interested in your boring hobby.

That’s great and all but the only reason you are on the track is because you are too much of a pusssssyyyy to run fast on trail. I’m not talking about something crazy like 200 miles, even a measly 50K which is 32 miles youre too much of a pussyyyy to try. It’s like if we played hockey on asphalt andthen I told you to go to the ice rink. Ultra running is like ice hockey and youre like neighborhood no skating street hockey which is for pusssssyyyyyyyyyss

So youre basically a pussyy

Sand Dunes wrote:

My grammar and spelling isn't the greatest, but my god at least it isn't this atrocitus. Also, sub 5 min mile for a marathon is way more impressive than hiking a 100 mile trail race.

Sand Dunes. I always read your posts. Dude you gotta be the dumbest man in the ether. Youre probably from the northeast and wear Adidas and have ran a 2:35 marathon once in your life and are now an expert on mountain ultras. You have no idea dude. Roadies dnf like every 30+ mile race as soon as they use their glycogen stores. You almost dont even need water in a road marathon. Stick to what you know or show us your ultrasignup score

I'm on a track so that I can race the best. It's okay that you want to frolic in the mountains with your jogger buddies. It's safe from us athletic ice hockey players.

Yeah....but I’m not there bud! I’m running just as intense as you are but I don’t need some cushy track to do it. Real men run on trail end of story. Youre a pusssyyy

Real men run. You jog. That's fine, my wife does too.

I RUN 7 min miles for 50 miles straight without stopping on tough as nails trail. You run around a cushy track like a hamster. Tell you wife to call me cause you sir are a true pussyyy