Wife booked week long vacation

Kill some time by doing the 100/100/100 challenge. 100 miles & 100 beers in 100 hours.

Read a book.

5x18's

Karl Hungus wrote:

Read a book.

Good idea

Qqqqqqqqqq wrote:

Karl Hungus wrote:

Read a book.

Good idea

Read a classic piece of literature. Seriously - if you're stuck, read one of "the greats."

Go out for long runs. Duh!

Find a local track and do interval sessions.

Then have the need to take long naps to recover.

Tell your wife how great she is for giving you a week to focus on your running.

First off, can you get away from the family? If so, you have to go for a long run. A really long run. Use the excuse "You got lost". Don't carry your phone, but make sure to bring cash. Find a local bar/restaurant and hang out there for a while.

Second, see if the wife wants to join you in an hours long excursion (depending on where you are). Go out and explore local parks (if you haven't already) or if you have done that, find further ones to explore.

If you are near a city and have done almost everything already, tell her you want to go back to one of the places. Even if you don't really. She will either say "sure" or "you can go by yourself". If she says you can go by self, make sure you ask her 5x if it's okay and that you don't really want to because you feel bad for not spending time with her family. You come out looking like the good guy and she probably won't even think twice about the fact that you really want to avoid the in-laws.

Good advice above. One quibble - visiting family (particularly in-laws) is NOT a vacation. It's a trip. Good luck.

Who can just choose to extend a trip from a weekend to a week without notice or planning? Are you both unemployed? How does taking a week off work save money unless you are unemployed? The difference in ticket price can’t be a weeks wages.

Your post reads like bull shlt.

Good suggestions so far. The book idea is in the lead. Running is nice but only takes up 2 hours, even if it's 3 hours there's still 21 hours left in the day.

It's like in elementary school staring at the clock waiting to get out. Each minute takes 60 seconds. The minute hand moves slowly, sometimes appearing to tick backwards.

Can you fake your own death only to miraculously appear at the airport in a week?

Karl Hungus wrote:

Read a book.

balls deep in mom?

Drink heavily

There must be a brewery in the area. I usually go for long runs or snowboard in the winter to get away from the in-laws. Just remember that this should earn you a fair amount of points with the wifey. It's like getting jury duty; If you serve on a jury, you can't get called again for another 8 years.

pics of the wife and mother-in-law?

Does the wife have a younger sister? If so, I can suggest a way to never have to make a week long trip at the In-Laws' house again.

sdfsdfsdfsdfsdf wrote:

Does the wife have a younger sister? If so, I can suggest a way to never have to make a week long trip at the In-Laws' house again.

Wife is the younger sister

sdfsdfsdfsdfsdf wrote:

Does the wife have a younger sister? If so, I can suggest a way to never have to make a week long trip at the In-Laws' house again.

I believe it's called a menage a trois

Qqqqqqqqqqqqq wrote:

Wife is the younger sister

Nice!