I tried running with another runner girl - I feel like a creep - Need Etiquette Help!

2/10. Fake news.

omg what kind of post is this OP. Sounds like a tremendous success! I mean, are you new to running and to talking with girls? Or maybe you've just been living in a very small town your whole life.

Pics?

1) accept that you don't want just a running partner

2) accept that you want to fvck her

3) accept that it's not creepy to want to fvck her

4) accept that you probably don't have a chance to fvck her

5) accept that it's not creepy to talk to her even if you don't have a chance to fvck her

6) accept that you will be rejected by many chicks until you've improved your game

7) accept all the above and one day you'll fvck a running girl

snorefest wrote:

2/10. Fake news.

Upgraded to 3/10 for making it to the second page before being rated

Yeah that's not me.

I just woke up from my weak hangover. The Four Loco wasn't strong enough

Dude, you gotta try and ditch the alcohol dependency for social interactions pronto. Feel good that you had the cahones to talk to her at all. Reminder to all letsrun people, if you talk about running as little as you possibly can to someone its probably as much (or more) than they want to hear.Also, 4/10.

Just Kill Me wrote:

Yeah that's not me.

I just woke up from my weak hangover. The Four Loco wasn't strong enough

Just Kill Me wrote:

Well I guess that shows my awkwardness, doesn't it? I'm halfway done with the Four Loco.

I'm not a girl, I'm a guy.

And it turns out I was bit younger than her too.

I just feel so creepy and awkward. I always run alone and I never ran with someone before. I just thought: "What if?" And I asked her, but it turns out I'm so inadequate at making running with someone fun.

Can anyone please help me on what to do in this situation? Do I just keep silent? Then what's the point of running with someone?

Are runners meant to be alone? God...

Your name is right. Just kill you.

You're trying too hard.

Pick another route. Or better still stay on the same route, she will have already have picked another route.

accept reality and succeed wrote:

1) accept that you don't want just a running partner

2) accept that you want to fvck her

3) accept that it's not creepy to want to fvck her

4) accept that you probably don't have a chance to fvck her

5) accept that it's not creepy to talk to her even if you don't have a chance to fvck her

6) accept that you will be rejected by many chicks until you've improved your game

7) accept all the above and one day you'll fvck a running girl

Crass but true.

This story is kind of hot when you imagine that it takes place between 2 chicks.

7/10 because of the responses it got.

Your thread title may have been inadvertent- "another girl"- but is accurate. You are "another girl".

Just Kill Me wrote:

I know what you're hinting at. Yes, I know.

I'm just cringing so hard. But I learned something about myself: I'm not at suave as I think.

Are runners meant to run alone? Is that it?

Ummm, I've been running for 46 years, I'm I'm 58 and recently divorced.

I have no problem running with runners (especially women) at any pace.

I can converse with them and NOT lecture or act like an elitist.

this is the kind of barf thread that makes me wish i would never see LRC again

5/10 Started off fairly entertaining but each post from the OP kept getting weirder and weirder.

So yes OP, you should feel like a creep because you are one.

snow blow wrote:

5/10 Started off fairly entertaining but each post from the OP kept getting weirder and weirder.

So yes OP, you should feel like a creep because you are one.

6/10 - this thread is getting better with age. It's like watching a dog eat its own vomit.

This is what happens when you run alone for too long.

0.000000000001/10

you sound like a little bitch. grow a set and talk to her like a normal person /thread

Oh snap