Fashionistas - Does my garmin look too gawdy?

jewbacca wrote:

We can narrow down the OPs locale by using deductive reasoning.

The amount of sweat present on the abs is key. If it were high humidity, she'd look like she'd just jumped out of the pool. We can rule out the South and Hawaii, as well as most of the East Coast.

However there IS a fair amount of sweat present, so she can't be in the Rocky Mountain Region where the air is bone dry and just leaves little salt streaks on your skin. This eliminates Montana, Wyoming, Utah, Colorado, New Mexico and most of Idaho.

OP has a decent but not extensive tan. We can rule out Alaska, the Sun Belt, and Maine, but I will leave in the PNW as it has been unusually sunny the past few months.

There are no rabid raccoon bites to be seen. We can definitely rule out Maine.

That leaves us with California, the Midwest, and parts of New England, and possibly the PNW.

Now, we must observe the gravel. It is crushed granite with a bluish hue. This is extremely common in the West along the Cascade range and uncommon in the Midwest. We can positively eliminate the Midwest.

The OP is on a well-maintained path, suggesting an area that is friendly to the outdoors. This eliminates most of Eastern Washington and Eastern Oregon. Spokane could be a possibility, but the conspicuous lack of gravel paths in Spokane says this is less likely. Couer D'alene and northern Idaho are still in the running.

There is fairly mature crabgrass growing by her right foot. Crabgrass germinates in March along the West Coast and not until May in the East. We can, with confidence, eliminate the East Coast due to inadequate time for growth.

Bend, OR is a possibility, however crabgrass cannot survive in the high desert without a sprinkler system nearby. A possibility if the OP is standing in a park, but I believe Bend lacks blue crushed granite trails. Eliminated. Abundant water points us towards W. Washington, W. Oregon, and parts of California, with still the outside possibility of Northern Idaho.

Southern California is out. OP would have a better tan.

Upper-northwest Washington is out (e.g. Olympic peninsula/Bellingham). OP would be less tan.

The OP likely lives along the I-5 corridor somewhere between San Francisco and Seattle. A broad region, but using population density and that gravel, we can narrow it up some more.

High population areas along the I-5 corridor: San Francisco, Sacramento, Eugene, Portland, Olympia/Tacoma/Seattle. I'm including Eugene due to high runner population.

Crushed granite gravel paths like this are rare in San Francisco and Sacramento. Eliminated.

Eugene, Portland, and the Olympia-Seattle region have many of them, though Eugene less so. There is a high likelihood the OP is from Portland or the Seattle area, with a less-likely possibility of midwestern-Oregon, and a very outside chance of northern Idaho. However population density is so low there we will assume it close to zero. Most northern-Idahoans have never seen GPS technology.

Interestingly, the picture is taken in such a way that there is no way to positively ID the person as female. Given his posting frequency, need for attention, girlish figure, as well as proximity to the OP's deduced location, there is a high likelihood Jamin shaved his legs and donned women's clothing to take this picture. Notice the upper thighs are not tanned. This individual most often wears 3" split shorts, a confirmed Jamin King look (see below).

If so, this is indeed the ultimate troll. Jamin, please reveal yourself.

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