I got splashed with a Big Gulp when I was in college, hit in front of me and sprayed. A few weeks later, a guy in my neighborhood buzzed with his bike, I was fast enough to kick his rear tire. This was Southern Illinois University, the a--hole of Illinois public Universities.
When I lived in Decatur, I got hit in the chest with a CD thrown from a car going 35 or 40. It stung but I didn't catch the plates and continued my run. A mile later a car pulled up to me, asked if I was ok and gave me the plate number. I called the police but my wife talked me out of pressing charges. The officer called me after visiting the 17 year old idiot and his family and said the kid was scared, the mom was livid, and he wasn't going to enjoy life when his dad got home from work. I laughed all night about that.