List of things you've pretended to like for your girlfriends/wives

Why in the hell would you feel the need to pretend to like Nature Valley bars?

Her male friends am I right everyone?? Just wannabe hawks circling waiting for that crack of daylight to try and swoop in

Highschooler wrote:

Her male friends am I right everyone?? Just wannabe hawks circling waiting for that crack of daylight to try and swoop in

Man you have to have the confidence that you are a better partner than those guys or else you are screwed.

Easy for me to say because most of my girlfriend's male friends are in a serious relationship or married.

Running her pace

Giving oral at menses time

That her quasi infidelity did not break my heart

The new husband/stepdad

No more pretending

Soaked in my own sweat wrote:

Giving oral at menses time

There are people trying to have their breakfast, you inconsiderate swine.

hurler wrote:

Soaked in my own sweat wrote:

Giving oral at menses time

There are people trying to have their breakfast, you inconsiderate swine.

Seems like they were too considerate.

Have a Bloody Mary with breakfast and cheer up.

Nothing. Why would I pretend to like something I don't? If I don't like one of my wife's friends I tell her I don't mind her hanging out with that person whenever she wants, but I will probably do something else.

mellow seeds wrote:

Nothing. Why would I pretend to like something I don't? If I don't like one of my wife's friends I tell her I don't mind her hanging out with that person whenever she wants, but I will probably do something else.

You have ruined this thread.

Her simple cooking.

Her parents.

Her driving.

Brazilian dancing.

Getting the day started after noon.

Going to the movies.

White noise making machine.

Windows closed.

Most LRCers probably cant relate to this thread.

Cowman wrote:

Her simple cooking.

Her parents.

Her driving.

Brazilian dancing.

Getting the day started after noon.

Going to the movies.

White noise making machine.

Windows closed.

Brazilian dancing. Ouch.

u heard it here folks wrote:

Why in the hell would you feel the need to pretend to like Nature Valley bars?

Anything to get laid bro

MMF

Obama

Phrase Turner wrote:

My mother-in-law.

Winner! Drop mic, walk away.

Museums/art galleries

Broadway type singing, dancing shows in some overheated circus tent on Cape Cod that don't sell beer.

Sushi

Going to church, esp. On a nice summer Sunday.

Sharing feelings

Going on a diet cuz she's suffering on one.

Let me flip it around for ya, what are things you had to pretend NOT to like?

For me:

The holocaust

Two fingers in the ass

Other, more attractive women

Letsrun (although this one wasn't too hard)

I want to contribute to this thread, but we don't pretend about stuff. It is or isn't what you want. Do I suck it up and do stuff for her that I don't want to do? Yup. But I don't try to fool her a$$.

Pegging