List of things you've pretended to like for your girlfriends/wives

Females.

Every movie since Caddyshack.

My mom has been getting on my case about not paying enough rent for the basement. My part time minimum wage job as a fart wrangler just isn't cutting it, get it, 'cutting it'. So I decided to stand on the highway off ramp with a sign that read 'Will Fart For $' but people just threw bottles at me.

Poor oral technique.

If you tell he you don't like what she's doing, she won't do it better, she'll just stop doing it.

My mother-in-law.

Abstinence.

country music
wine
her friends

This should be a good thread.

Her church
Mexican music

My Wife
My girlfriend.

Over the years did a lot of things with my GFs that I would not have done otherwise but never pretended to like them if I did not. Same can be said for the women in my life.
Getting those 5.7 a year is about being a good date/boyfriend/husband.

As a young kid I had a long stint bedbound with a leg thing. My Grandma taught me to knit . I go on vacation and knit by the resort beach/pool bar. No guy ever struck up a conversation with me by asking "What are you knitting?" but I do not believe I've ever gone for more than a half hour before some woman came up to me and started a conversation. I get to tell a heartwarming story about my dear old Grandma teaching me and my HS gf at my bedside. a

A lot better than
Hi there! what'syourname?comehereoften?whatdoyoudo?wheredoyoulive?what'syoursign?areyousingle?. . ."

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YungFartlek wrote:

her friends

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Shopping.

I drew the line at yoga.

Her fat a**

Wasting your life pretending to like things you don't. What a fvcking loser!

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leaup45 wrote:

Over the years, what things have you pretended to like and/or be interested in to appease your girlfriends and wives? Here's my list:

-Knitting
-Yoga
-Mumford and Sons
-Etsy
-NPR Podcasts
-Glass blowing
-Europe
-Dogs
-Wordpress
-Public health
-Photography
-Hillary Clinton
-Vampire Weekend
-Nature Valley Bars
-Building a brand

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Watching her being screwed by a Real Deplorable Man.

Man, I feel bad for the OP that he was easily able to list so many things that he has to pretend to like.

Some music (mostly similar here but there are some country artists she likes that I don't care for)
Watching Good Morning America

That's all that comes to mind.

Mostly fake interest in the big stuff:

Being social
Traveling
The details of other people's lives
My job
Having a "career"
Towards the end of the relationship, being around my significant other

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ddfrun wrote:

Her fat a**

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