I'm the best mule on the market. I can guarantee you both your qualifying time and that you will never be caught. My technique is uncatchable.
Email me for details.
I'm the best mule on the market. I can guarantee you both your qualifying time and that you will never be caught. My technique is uncatchable.
Email me for details.
I need a 2:34
OK?
Email me. I charge extra if you want to substantially beat the standard.
Also this is an offer to both men and women. Didn't mention that in my first post.
bib mule for hire wrote:
Also this is an offer to both men and women. Didn't mention that in my first post.
Oh, you're one of those.
bib mule for hire wrote:
Email me. I charge extra if you want to substantially beat the standard.
Also this is an offer to both men and women. Didn't mention that in my first post.
Hey.....What's up Caster?
Bump. I'm more affordable than you'd think.
bib mule for hire wrote:
I'm the best mule on the market. I can guarantee you both your qualifying time and that you will never be caught. My technique is uncatchable.
Email me for details.
No thanks. I've got my method down. It's pretty EZ when you've got incompetent RDs like Barb. VIA FTW!!!
bib mule for hire wrote:
I'm the best mule on the market. I can guarantee you both your qualifying time and that you will never be caught. My technique is uncatchable.
Email me for details.
It's people like you who are destroying our sport. Do you know who Derek Murphy is? Well, you'll find out soon and you'll regret that you ever did this. I hope Boston and every other race bans your forever.
Deborah wrote:
bib mule for hire wrote:I'm the best mule on the market. I can guarantee you both your qualifying time and that you will never be caught. My technique is uncatchable.
Email me for details.
It's people like you who are destroying our sport. Do you know who Derek Murphy is? Well, you'll find out soon and you'll regret that you ever did this. I hope Boston and every other race bans your forever.
Yes I'm aware of Derek. My technique is untraceable. I never plan on racing Boston, I'm only helping others achieve their dreams.
bib mule for hire wrote:
Deborah wrote:It's people like you who are destroying our sport. Do you know who Derek Murphy is? Well, you'll find out soon and you'll regret that you ever did this. I hope Boston and every other race bans your forever.
Yes I'm aware of Derek. My technique is untraceable. I never plan on racing Boston, I'm only helping others achieve their dreams.
You know this is cheating, right? This makes you no better than people who cut courses or cheat to get into Boston.
No it does make me better. I'm helping people have an experience.
Stow your righteous anger. A handful of extra qualifiers doesn't take anything away from anyone else. It's like driving 5 over the speed limit. Technically "cheating" but totally harmless.
I also would like to offer my mule services. I can EARN you guarantee entry to NYC Marathon. Serious inquiries only.
I wonder how many people do this? It's probably pretty common.
I would love to run Boston, but would never be able to qualify. Don't think I could buy a bib like this though, wouldn't feel right.
T BONE wrote:
I wonder how many people do this? It's probably pretty common.
I would love to run Boston, but would never be able to qualify. Don't think I could buy a bib like this though, wouldn't feel right.
So because you were born with less talent than someone else you should be denied entry? That doesn't feel right to me.
Yeah, I'd like to do Boston.
My Athlinks record will verify that I'm a 7 hour marathoner. I'm a 61 year old female (can you do older ladies?) I have arthritis in both knees, and must run with custom braces on both knees, so I hope that won't slow you up too much. I'm also a diabetic and a cancer survivor.
You said you can do any speed?
Well, I think it would be great if the first marathoner to run a sub-2 hour marathon was somebody like me - an old lady with diabetes, arthritis in both knees and a cancer survivor. And born right here in the USA.
Don't you?
Imagine all the publicity we (I) could get!
So, anyway, if you're interested, I'll pay you my entire Social Security Disability check for an entire month.
Email me if you are interested.
[quote]bib mule for hire wrote:
I'm the best mule on the market. I can guarantee you both your qualifying time and that you will never be caught. My technique is uncatchable.
Email me for details.
0/10
I did not say I could do any speed, but I can get you in touch with Eliud Kipchoge. He'll be a lot more expensive than me.
bib mule for hire wrote:
No it does make me better. I'm helping people have an experience.
Stow your righteous anger. A handful of extra qualifiers doesn't take anything away from anyone else. It's like driving 5 over the speed limit. Technically "cheating" but totally harmless.
No you are not. You are denying rightful qualifiers an experience. You have been put on notice.
Deborah wrote:
bib mule for hire wrote:No it does make me better. I'm helping people have an experience.
Stow your righteous anger. A handful of extra qualifiers doesn't take anything away from anyone else. It's like driving 5 over the speed limit. Technically "cheating" but totally harmless.
No you are not. You are denying rightful qualifiers an experience. You have been put on notice.
Deborah, please get a sense of humour or waddle on back to the RW forums where everyone is a winner. Only real(TM) runners allowed here.
Put on notice? To whom? By whom?
Anyway it doesn't matter. I am not catchable.