If you were going to prison for 35 years and had to report in the next 6 hours what one of these would you do?

Run a marathon towards Mexico.

Find out where the people who had a hand in ruining your life lives. Go there and ruin theirs. Note: In a pinch, use their parents or children as targets if need be.

You have to use your time wisely, as you probably won't be able to get revenge on them post release.

Shoes forever wrote:

Go for a 10 mile run. Or would you have sex with as many women as you could ( note might be hard because your under house arrest).Or finally kill you self with a overdose of pills .Note you are not going to a country club prison.Your going to a very hard prison and your a skinny week runner and your not getting out.

Might strike out in trying to get laid. Better take the meater into your own HANDS.

Shoes forever wrote:

Go for a 10 mile run. Or would you have sex with as many women as you could ( note might be hard because your under house arrest).Or finally kill you self with a overdose of pills .Note you are not going to a country club prison.Your going to a very hard prison and your a skinny week runner and your not getting out.

.......because "you're" under house arrest.

"You're" going to a very hard prison. ...

you = pronoun

you're = contraction of you and are

Stay in school, young man, and study hard. Your education may keep you out of prison.

Did you get Ass raped?You must have.

OMG LOL WTF 24/7 YOLO wrote:

Shoes forever wrote:

Go for a 10 mile run. Or would you have sex with as many women as you could ( note might be hard because your under house arrest).Or finally kill you self with a overdose of pills .Note you are not going to a country club prison.Your going to a very hard prison and your a skinny week runner and your not getting out.

.......because "you're" under house arrest.

"You're" going to a very hard prison. ...

you = pronoun

you're = contraction of you and are

Stay in school, young man, and study hard. Your education may keep you out of prison.

OMG LOL WTF 24/7 YOLO wrote:

Shoes forever wrote:

Go for a 10 mile run. Or would you have sex with as many women as you could ( note might be hard because your under house arrest).Or finally kill you self with a overdose of pills .Note you are not going to a country club prison.Your going to a very hard prison and your a skinny week runner and your not getting out.

.......because "you're" under house arrest.

"You're" going to a very hard prison. ...

you = pronoun

you're = contraction of you and are

Stay in school, young man, and study hard. Your education may keep you out of prison.

People obsessed with pointing out your/you're errors are very annoying. 9 times out of 10 the individual simply made a typo rather than not knowing the different conceptually. The individual pointing out the mistake thinks others will be impressed by their grammatical prowess, but no one cares.

I'd be more impressed if they knew the difference between an actual nuanced point, such as "therefore" vs. "therefor" or "e.g." vs. "i.e." vs. "viz."

Thank you.

Treole wrote:

OMG LOL WTF 24/7 YOLO wrote:

.......because "you're" under house arrest.

"You're" going to a very hard prison. ...

you = pronoun

you're = contraction of you and are

Stay in school, young man, and study hard. Your education may keep you out of prison.

People obsessed with pointing out your/you're errors are very annoying. 9 times out of 10 the individual simply made a typo rather than not knowing the different conceptually. The individual pointing out the mistake thinks others will be impressed by their grammatical prowess, but no one cares.

I'd be more impressed if they knew the difference between an actual nuanced point, such as "therefore" vs. "therefor" or "e.g." vs. "i.e." vs. "viz."

I would watch the Star Wars Holiday Special 3 times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3a5j8PgQxg

Does the prison have a yard where I could possibly run? Could I maybe bring my spikes? Is there a way I could possibly contact a local coach so I could beat all of their college runners? Could I eventually go sub 4 simply by running as hard as I could around the track day after day? Could I maybe beat the Olympics trial qualifying time running by myself?

That's a movie .

I'd put on vaseline so that it wouldn't hurt so much the first time.

Thirty five years? I'd get a six hour head start and try to get away. But I kind of doubt that someone sentenced to a thirty five year sentence is going to be allowed to "report" to prison.

Treole wrote:

OMG LOL WTF 24/7 YOLO wrote:

.......because "you're" under house arrest.

"You're" going to a very hard prison. ...

you = pronoun

you're = contraction of you and are

Stay in school, young man, and study hard. Your education may keep you out of prison.

People obsessed with pointing out your/you're errors are very annoying. 9 times out of 10 the individual simply made a typo rather than not knowing the different conceptually. The individual pointing out the mistake thinks others will be impressed by their grammatical prowess, but no one cares.

I'd be more impressed if they knew the difference between an actual nuanced point, such as "therefore" vs. "therefor" or "e.g." vs. "i.e." vs. "viz."

Urine idiot.

Seems like a good time to try autoerotic asphyxiation.

Logical choice of action: Burn down the sentencing judge's house.

Note: Make sure all family members are home asleep for maximum effectiveness.

Shoes forever wrote:

Go for a 10 mile run. Or would you have sex with as many women as you could ( note might be hard because your under house arrest).Or finally kill you self with a overdose of pills .Note you are not going to a country club prison.Your going to a very hard prison and your a skinny week runner and your not getting out.

I would read a book on 2nd grade grammar because people who use "your" when they should use "you're" are profoundly annoying and difficult to read.

Meyer Lansky wrote:

Thirty five years? I'd get a six hour head start and try to get away. But I kind of doubt that someone sentenced to a thirty five year sentence is going to be allowed to "report" to prison.

"Good morning, Warden Smith. I'm here for prison."

How can you go for a 10 mile run if you're under house arrest?

I would escape.