The Simpsons.. why so good?? - sam the parrot pls reply

Best Simpsons Character: Duffman, no contest

Best Simpsons Duo: Lenny and Carl

Homer: No TV and no beer make Homer something-something...

Marge: ...go crazy?

Homer: Don't mind if I do!!!! Bldjdhgalugskshsh! (Goes crazy)

Bart: You know, there are names for people like you.

Lisa: No there aren't.

Bart: Teacher's pet! Apple polisher! Butt-kisser!

Homer: Bart, you're saying butt-kisser like it's a bad thing!

Bart climbs out of the garbage can onto the Simpsons front lawn. He falls and crawls inside. Marge seems concerned, but Homer just laughs it off. Bart goes into the bathroom, takes a quick look in the mirror (``I'm gonna miss ya, big guy'') and sits in the tub, moaning in pain. Homer pops in, at Marge's insistence. Bart tearfully asks Homer's help. The first step is to dry Bart's tears, which Homer does with a high-power hair blower.

Bart: Well, I had a run-in with a... bully.

Marge: [bursts in] A bully!?

Homer: [annoyed] Come on, Marge! I don't bug you when you're helping Lisa!

Marge: Well, Bart, I hope you're going straight to the principal about this.

Bart: I... guess I could do that.

Homer: What!? And violate the code of the schoolyard!?

I'd rather Bart die!

Marge: What on earth are you talking about, Homer!?

Homer: The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy to be a man. Let's see. [enumerates them on his fingers] Don't tattle. Always make fun of those different from you. Never say anything, unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do. What else...-- Rule number four: Girls have cooties.

Fatty,

Yeah, that's is why people don't think the new episodes are that funny, but when then finally hit the rerun circuit, they're great. The Simpsons grown with familiarity.

Sorry I couldn't reply sooner, but the night you called me, TMI had to take me to the emergency room.

Go figure. Here's a recap of my last few Fridays./

1.31: Slept in feedmill

2.7: Slept in bathtub

2.14: Marveled at pool of blood.

Take care,

Sam the Parrot

Hey Sam the Parrot!

Good to hear you are alive. Heard you visited Fatty McEats A Lot a few weeks ago. I was on a trip to Poughkeepsie so couldn't make it to Long Island, too bad I missed it. Fatty came to town this weekend and we went for a half-hour run.

Next time you go out that way let me know. I'll take a trip and we can catch up, watch some Simpsons, and go for some runs.. Or maybe I'll take a trip to your part of the world and get CHOPS out too. If not, I'll try drop by PENN RELAYS. Awww yeah. Drop me an email. Chops or McEats A Lot can give you my email addr.

McEats A Lot - you gotta lose some weight or you'll never run a 4:10 mile again. Haha.

Ryan O

AKA fly

(revealing just how stupid Homer is) Homer and Marge are watching the robot Scratchys march in the parade at Itchy and Scratchy Land when one of the robots has its head come open, revealing lots of wiring and sparks.

Marge: See all that stuff in there, Homer? That's why your robot never worked!

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Ralph: Hi, Lisa! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

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(more) Ralph: Priniskaple Skipple? Uhhmm, Prrinnipal Skimspter?

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Marge (when Homer is dressed like a ninja in preparation to steal Moe's car): Why all the black?

Homer: Why all the pearls, why all the hair, why anything?

Lisa: You look a little nervous, Dad.

Homer: No, you look a little nervous, Lisa.

Bart: You're up to something, aren't you?

Homer: No, I'm just going out to commit certain deeds.

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Todd (referring to Krusty in a suspicious tone, as though he's aware for some reason that Krusty has an evil side but doesn't quite know exactly what it is): I don't like that clown!

Homer (in the car with the mobsters who think he's Krusty): But wait, you can't kill me for being Krusty the Clown. I'm not him. I'm Homer Simpson!

Fat Tony: The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of our club?

Homer: Uhhh, actually, my name is Barney. Yeah, Barney Gumble.

Legs: The same Barney Gumble who keeps taking pictures of my sister?

Homer: Uhhh, actually, my real name is, uhhh - think, Krusty, think - Joe Valachi!

Louie: The same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate Committee about Organized Crime?

Homer (later, being led down the steps to the Legitimate Businessman's Social Club): Benedict Arnold!

Legs: The same Benedict Arnold who plotted to surrender West Point to the hated British?

Homer: D'OH!!!

Lionel Hutz: Now don't you worry Mrs, Simpson. I ... uh-oh, we've drawn Judge Snyder.

Marge: Is that bad?

Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kinda had it in for me since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly" and replace "dog" with "son".

Nurse: Dr. Nick, the coroner is here to see you.

Dr. Nick: Ahhh, the coroner. I'm so sick of that guy!

Homer's dad to Homer: Your mother was in charge of namin' ya and lovin' ya and such. (hippie commune episode?)

The one where Barney loses Homer's car in New York after being the designated drive when Duffman shows up at Moe's.

"Yeahhhh...Duff wholeheartedly supports the designated driver program..."

Homer driving the car with the boot on it.

Good stuff.