Official LRC President Donald J Trump Thread

Sally Vix wrote:

jesseriley wrote:

agip should run for president.

1. Say something stupid

2. Forget you said it

3. Deny you said it

4. Claim you were misquoted

Jesse should run for president...

1) Say something stupid

2) Clean old man's backside

3) Deny you said something stupid

4) Say the stupid thing again

5) Clean again the old guy's backside

6) Claim you were misquoted

7) clean for the 3rd time the old guy's backside.

Do you not actually realize what an a$$hole you are? First of all, you don't know exactly what Jesse's job duties entail, and secondly, anyone who cares for elderly people, especially if they have to regularly clean someone's backside, is a godsend. Seriously, you make fun of someone's profession who is providing more to society than anything you do? You are an idiot a$$hole.

jesseriley wrote:

Trump 2020: Bad Karma And So Much More!

Dude, take your ritalin. You need to chill.

Trump 2020: The Bull Market That Will Outlive People!

agip wrote:

Dow is up 24% since Monday afternoon.

24%.

That's the agip we know.

Stick to that.

Trump 2020: The Chill Pill That Lasts Forever

Trump 2020: There’s Always Work at the Boneyard!

Confirmation that trump dropped the ball badly.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-team-failed-nsc-pandemic-000023392.html

Rigged for Hillary wrote:

jesseriley wrote:

Trump 2020: Bad Karma And So Much More!

Dude, take your ritalin. You need to chill.

I commend you, Rigged, in all sincerity, for only coming in to troll this thread a few times each day. jesseriley seems to be lurking and constantly refreshing the page, hence why their schtick became boring long ago.

CountChocula wrote:

If the past few pages haven't made it clear, jesseriley is the 'liberal' troll equivalent of Rigged. I haven't quite figured out where 'moderates suck' lies on the spectrum.

I'm an ashhole.

Agip told me so.

But I am a nonpartisan ashhole. I'll call anybody out on their shit.

I'm wondering if 'racket' is an alter ego of 'moderates suck'

DhP wrote:

The U.S. has passed Italy in COVID-19 cases!

China 81,285

USA 74,399

Italy 74,386

CountChocula wrote:

Italy hasn't reported their numbers for today yet.

(US will actually pass Italy by this weekend)

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

China 81,285

Italy 80,589

USA 80,071

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

USA 81,322

China 81,285

Italy 80,589

Yes, Count, it would be more interesting, I guess, if dumb@sses like you & trigged could have everyone agree with them.

R U sure that’s chocolate btw? Smells like bullshi+.

USA! #1 hotspot! Agip is so proud.

“I always knew trump would make us great at something!”

moderates suck wrote:

Fat hurts wrote:

Italy just reported.

China 81,285

Italy 80,539

USA 75,665

We will pass both by the end of the day.

Cuomo said at his presser today that the average time on a ventilator is 11-22 days. That is a really long time on a ventilator. Very scary.

bump

Less facts, bro, more stupid theories plz?

moderates suck wrote:

CountChocula wrote:

If the past few pages haven't made it clear, jesseriley is the 'liberal' troll equivalent of Rigged. I haven't quite figured out where 'moderates suck' lies on the spectrum.

I'm an ashhole.

Agip told me so.

But I am a nonpartisan ashhole. I'll call anybody out on their shit.

That's fair. I found myself agreeing with you most of the time in the Democrat debate thread.

Count, it must be tough, trying to bully people who can actually pay you back.

Perhaps you could go back to trolling mass-shooting survivors? Whistle blowers? Small children?

You boys must have had a blast at Newtown.

Small children who were mass-shooting survivors! Can’t fight back, can’t even vote!