What is the TRASHIEST thing you do?

Fo' schizzle, my nizzle'

I've had 3 DUIs and paid for 2 abortions. Seen Ted Nugent live, twice. Drunk tank more times than I can count. Oh, and my uncle is my brother's true father, everyone knows but doesn't speak about it.

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I've had 3 DUIs and paid for 2 abortions. Seen Ted Nugent live, twice. Drunk tank more times than I can count. Oh, and my uncle is my brother's true father, everyone knows but doesn't speak about it.

Might have been weird to have a kid with your brother's wife.

This is a great thread. I routinely drink bourbon-and-Diet Coke. My car is now over 10 years old. A long time ago, I slept with a distant cousin. Only once though.

Embarrassed to admit this but I've had red wine with fish.

Monty Mountbatten wrote:

Embarrassed to admit this but I've had red wine with fish.

Lord Mountbatten would disown you.

It must have been extraordinary circumstances.

My Top 10 List of TRASH.

I'm turning 38 this year....

1. I eat Del Taco a couple times per year, drink Coke a couple times per week, eat frozen pizzas, drink Miller Lite whenever I go out, eat Doritos a couple times per year.

2. I watch Big Brother and other awful reality shows sporadically.

3. Piss in the shower

4. Jerk off in the men's bathroom at work a couple times per year (after hours, of course, like a total creep).

5. Had a bowl cut in high school (does this count?)

6. Drove a car with no air conditioning for two year while making a good living and was too cheap to get it fixed.

7. Before marriage, humped a lot of fat, crazy chicks sometimes with no condom.

8. Had a flip phone up until 2014.

9. Had two snowmobiles growing up, but wanted a three wheeler

10. Went to a white trash high school in a town that had a household median income of $29,000. I was one 20 kids in my graduating class of 115 that actually went to college. TRASH.

Snobby wrote:

Gasser wrote:

Fart in an elevator full of people 😨

That's only funny when it involves three or more people. Do you practice your look of disgust?

This is a real "gas" 😂

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I don't use toilet paper.... just my hand.

Wow, now thats disgusting! What do you do after you go to the bathroom? Dont invite me over to your house!

Yikes...how many hands do you shake? 😲

I have family that is so lazy they put up Christmas decorations (multiple trees, photos, all sorts of crap) and then never bothered to take them down. This was years ago. It's so weird and disorienting to go there in July and see a big Christmas tree in the living room and photos of Santa.

I like your list, but just for the record, everyone pisses in the shower and everyone jerks off in the bathroom at work, especially if they have to go in on the weekend.

#4...Yikes! 😨

RvaRunner wrote:

Putinadipskibud wrote:

Dip Copenhagen

Seriously? Copenhagen = Classy. Skoal = Trashy.

Thank you. I dip Copenhagen and I'm a dentist.

Sons of Anarchy is the GOAT TV show.

Stood at the front of a Motorhead show.

My New Yorker subscription expires in 2018.

thetruefactmaniac wrote:

1. Have tattoos

2. Drink soda

3. Watch the NFL

4. Send your kids to public school

5. Have more than 1 dog

6. Watch MMA or UFC

7. Go camping

8. Wear Under Armour hooded sweatshirts

9. Eat fast food

For starters, I have two dogs, but you barely notice them with our estate and the size of our lot. Further, I have been known to drink a coke when I am the DD and sometimes in a moment of weakness pound a Dr. Pepper that stares at me when I am buying groceries (on vacation of course. Only Whole Foods other than that)

Why would you ever DD? Just pony up and get uber or a cab.