So, I'm 52 and I ran in a local 5k on Sunday. I had a decent time - 2nd place masters - and sprinted past a 20-something guy just before the finish. After the race, he says "nice kick" and wanders off.
A couple of minutes later, I am talking to a couple of friends and I hear someone talking about getting geezered at the finish. I turn around and it's the guy I out-kicked.
Am I really a geezer?