Greatest / Most Creative Rhyme in Rock / Pop?

it goes like this,

the fourth the fifth,

the minor fall and the major lift,

the baffled king composing hallelujah...

"Sits like a man but he smiles like a reptile

She love him, she love him but just for a short while

She'll scratch in the sand, won't let go his hand

He says he's a beautician and sells you nutrition

And keeps all your dead hair for making up underwear

Poor little Greenie, ooh-ooh"

"I whipped off her bloomers and stiffened my thumb

And applied rotation on her sugar plum...

I poked and I stroked till my wrist got numb

But I still didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm..."

You ain't a beauty but, hey, you're alright

"If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice."

Apropos of this particular election cycle.

Double Entendre category

Terri O' Mason - Cupcakes

He loves to nibble on my cup cakes.

Just like his mother's they're just right

They're not too large, not too small,

They fit right in his grip

They're not too hard and not too soft,

And there's a raisin on each......tip.

Oh, you should see those lovely cupcakes,

They'll make you raise a hearty appetite.

They're juicier than any steak,

And he found that they weren't fake,

He loves to nibble on my cup cakes.

The Nina, the Pinta, the santa maria, I'll do you in the bottom while you're drinking Sangria.

Nachos, lemon heads, my dad's boat, you

wont go down 'cause my di*k can float!

We sail 'round the world and go port to port, everytime I c[]m I produce a quart.

Boats 'n' H[]es, Boats 'n' H[]es, I gotta have me more boats 'n' h[]es.

Why can't I get just one fück

I guess it's something to do with luck

Good times and riches

And sonofabitches

Slipped my mind that I could use my brain.

I'll stay up all night and crash on the plane.

Ship without a rudder's like a ship without a rudder's like a

Ship without a rudder's like a ship without a rudder's like a ship without a

Rudder's like a ship without a rudder's like a ship without a rudder.

-Rudderless by the Lemonheads

From the crossroads of my doorstep,

My eyes they start to fade,

As I turn my head back to the room

Where my love and I have laid.

An' I gaze back to the street,

The sidewalk and the sign,

And I'm one too many mornings

An' a thousand miles behind.

"wind up staring' at an empty glass

uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh

cause its so easy to say you can forget your past"

uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh

The greatest line EVER written in ANY song rock or otherwise (or something close to this) EVER> from a one hit wonder.

She got a big booty, so I call her "big booty."

OK, here's my favorite. Bear in mind, this is in response to public officials of the time complaining that their music was influenced by the Devil.

"I hope we don't seem messianic

- or a trifle too satanic...

we just like to play the blues!"

The Stones, "Monkey Man"

From Animal Collective. Not clever but one of my favorites:

I am breathin', I'll keep callin'

-Phantom, you're all white and naked!

Have your baby, I'll keep callin'

-I'm not right, I'm not fakin'!

I am burnin', and I'm shakin'

-April, no, it's just a spirit!

I am there, end is nearin

Another couple from Isaac Brock of Modest Mouse

Well, I'll go to college and I'll learn some big words

and talk real loud

goddamn right I'll be heard

And he said:

I am not in much danger

keep in line you're an old friend stranger

you'll burn me in effigy and I'll burn you in effigy

Phil Ochs, "The Scorpion Departs But Never Returns"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKaNxA-V3_E

there's a live solo acoustic version '68 i can't find a link too also

***

Sailors climb the tree, up the terrible tree

Where are my shipmates have they sunk beneath the sea?

I do not know much, but I know this cannot be

It isn't really, it isn't really,

Tell me it isn't really.

Sounding bell is diving down the water green

Not a trace, not a toothbrush, not a cigarette was seen

Bubble ball is rising from a whisper or a scream

But I'm not screaming, no I'm not screaming,

Tell me I'm not screaming.

Captain will not say how long we must remain

The phantom ship forever sail the sea

It's all the same.

Captain my dear Captain we're staying down so long

I have been a good man, I've done nobody wrong

Have we left our ladies for the lyrics of a song?

That I'm not singing, I'm not singing

Tell me I'm not singing

The schooner ship is sliding across the kitchen sink

My son and my daughter they won't know what to think

The crew has turned to voting and the officers to drink

But I'm not drinking, no I'm not drinking

Tell me I'm not drinking

Captain will not say how long we must remain

The phantom ship forever sail the sea

It's all the same.

The radio is begging them to come back to the shore

All will be forgiven, it'll be just like before

All you've ever wanted will be waiting by your door

We will forgive you, we will forgive you

Tell me we will forgive you

But no one gives an answer not even one goodbye

Oh, the silence of their sinking is all that they reply

Some have chosen to decay and other chose to die

But I'm not dying, no I'm not dying

Tell me I'm not dying

Captain will not say how long we must remain

The phantom ship forever sail the sea

It's all the same.

I remember that time you told me you said

"Love is touching souls"

Surely you touched mine

'Cause part of you pours out of me

In these lines from time to time

Oh, you're in my blood like holy wine

You taste so bitter and so sweet

Oh I could drink a case of you darling

And I would still be on my feet

I would still be on my feet

I met a woman

She had a mouth like yours

She knew your life

She knew your devils and your deeds

And she said

"Go to him, stay with him if you can

But be prepared to bleed"

When some sweet hog mama with a face like a gent

Said my get up and go must've got up and went.

Aerosmith 1975

Lyrics by Steven Tyler and Tom Hamilton

I hate all you people posting what you think are good lines, verses or full song lyrics--the subject is clever RHYME.