Hey, take it easier there buddy!
I agree with you for the most part. As I mentioned before I was born and raised down there, and it used to bug me when people would generalize the entire region as lazy, fat, intolerant, and dumb. However, my travels have taught me that indeed the grass is greener, at least when compared to the South.
I still have a fondness for my family, friends, and the general personality in the South, but in all honesty, I have never met a person from down there who moved away and then moved back. That doesn't mean there are things inherently wrong there, but that there are some way better areas of the country.