So my GF just told me she is pregnant

Your girlfriend is a whore.

Your pullout game was weak

What do her tits feel like?

You f'd up

Shocked and stunned wrote:

I wish it was as easy as saying she is lying. She already showed me the test and I doubt she has pregnant friends that will give her a positive piss test to trick me.

What is weird is the steady ramp up marriage hints. I took her to my dad's shore house and she fell in love with it. She told me twice that it was perfect for a dream wedding. I know the place is impressive and my concern is she sees money and her little girl dream wedding and not me.

Anyway, we are meeting at her place to talk tonight. She said she is upset at me acting like I am sitting on the fence about this. How should I play this tonight?

Here's how you handle this situation guys.

The only chance you have is what Tom Leykis used to call "The Hail Mary."

You tell her that you love her. And that you do want to have a child with her someday. But you want to do it right. You want to spend time with her saving money, and preparing for a home and a wedding, first.

You get the drift.

I heard it on the radio. Then lived it, used it, it worked. No baby. Thank Tom Leykis.

Bullet the Blue Sky wrote:

If you want to marry her, then propose tonight. If you don't then tell her you aren't ready to get married yet and you need a few days to process it all because it's big news and you're kind of surprised. Tell her a baby isn't a reason to get married, and you can raise a baby without being married.

P.S. I'm giving this advice but think this is a troll because women tend to be very protective of the fact that they are pregnant at the very beginning. Lots can go wrong in the first few weeks, and most people wait to tell even their closest relative, especially with the first baby.

If it is a troll thread, it is still a great thread for young dudes to read.

It's a freaking public service announcement.

Friend of mine got a vasectomy at age 22. It took him 5 doctors to find one that would agree. His mother had had 6 kids by 5 fathers. Finally, a doctor heard that and agreed with his reasoning.

If you don't want kids. Freeze some, just in case, and get a vasectomy early.

I have no kids, and still wish I had gotten a vasectomy Before college. Lowers your stress if you are good with the ladies or a player.

Parent wrote:

Sorry for being blunt but I think you know the truth. A 30 year old who "accidentally" got pregnant then called your mother is not marriage material. It takes two to make it work and this gold digger is not working on the relationship with you. Get the DNA test and if needed a custody or support agreement drawn up. Once your mother settles down and listens to you

(and her friends) she'll come around.

This.

Smart.

It's good to see that some people know they should not reproduce.

Uh wait... You used a condom even though she was on birth control? I thought I was with all guys in saying that as soon as the 5 day initial period or whatever, the condoms went in the trash. If she's taking it regularly it's plenty effective. I never even pull out either.

Shocked and stunned wrote:

Ok so this guy is fake. I am the actual original poster.

This is actually what happened. I did take the other poster's advice and we met at a restaurant. I got a hold of her phone when she went to the bathroom and I checked it. She had bumble on her phone so now I know the kid may not be mine. This is the Only time I have ever been relieved to be cheated on. I told her I want a paternity test, paid, and left. thanks to those that told me to be skeptical.

It's a shame this thread was hi-jacked by a couple of imposters or something. This sounds like the actual OP and the actual conclusion to this fiasco. It actually seems reasonable. I'm only quoting it because it seems most people missed it and latched onto the other loosers and morans.

Anyways, GJ OP for actually handling this appropriately. Get the test and find out what your legal responsibilities are. If it turns out the baby is yours, don't just walk away. This reminds me of my favorite line from 'Clueless' spoken from the lawyer father:

You divorce wives, NOT CHILDREN!

If the original OP is still hawking these boards, what happened with the paternity test? Randomly thought of this thread the other day and now I'm curious to what happened, assuming OP wasn't a troll.

Tinderella wrote:

Uh wait... You used a condom even though she was on birth control? I thought I was with all guys in saying that as soon as the 5 day initial period or whatever, the condoms went in the trash. If she's taking it regularly it's plenty effective. I never even pull out either.

It's called an STD.

And, BTW, birth control isn't 100% effective. Did you not make it to that year in high school?

Shocked and stunned wrote:

Shocked and stunned wrote:

Cow patties

Ok so this guy is fake. I am the actual original poster.

This is actually what happened. I did take the other poster's advice and we met at a restaurant. I got a hold of her phone when she went to the bathroom and I checked it. She had bumble on her phone so now I know the kid may not be mine. This is the Only time I have ever been relieved to be cheated on. I told her I want a paternity test, paid, and left. thanks to those that told me to be skeptical.

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