Here's an Excuse We've Never Heard Before: Asbel Kiprop Says a Problem With His Shorts Prevented Him from Sprinting

His agent was busted with EPO early summer and Kiprop has run like crap every race since then, with one lame excuse after another. Connect the dots people.

Well, you can see from the footage that he indeed did have some problems with his shorts in the homestretch. He was touching them, it looked weird

The drawstring came undone, which is a problem when you have a 25-inch waist.

Its diffucult for men's shorts to fit right..... when you have no BALLS!!!

Hayduke wrote:

Its diffucult for men's shorts to fit right..... when you have no BALLS!!!

Let's have you line up with Asbel Kiprop, sh!t yourself, and then see what you think. Blowhard.

I had a problem with my swim shorts in a triathlon, they kept falling off. No drawstring that the skinny guys need. It's amazing a pro athlete would not get proper fitting shorts though. Kiprop doesn't take things seriously enough sometimes.

He maybe got a wedgie.

Never freeball guys, even with shorts with a liner. A nice pair of snug briefs could have saved his race.

sc42 wrote:

Hayduke wrote:

Its diffucult for men's shorts to fit right..... when you have no BALLS!!!

Let's have you line up with Asbel Kiprop, sh!t yourself, and then see what you think. Blowhard.

HAHAAHAH. You're funneh :D. Asbel Kiprop? He's a stick. He would probably fall over if you blew at him cos he's got tiny stones. LOL.

Quality Nike equipment in action.

Shoes falling apart in WR attempts.

Shorts disintegrating in DL finals.

Great stuff.

assessment wrote:

Quality Nike equipment in action.

Shoes falling apart in WR attempts.

Shorts disintegrating in DL finals.

Great stuff.

Sources ?

Sauces wrote:

assessment wrote:

Quality Nike equipment in action.

Shoes falling apart in WR attempts.

Shorts disintegrating in DL finals.

Great stuff.

Sources ?

Following the sport should be your source.

He must have been wearing the same shorts at the Olympics.

Another proof that split shorts are an unhealthy custom.

pepsi max wrote:

His agent was busted with EPO early summer and Kiprop has run like crap every race since then, with one lame excuse after another. Connect the dots people.

Good stuff, I was going to start a thread on this very thing. Exactly.

Sauces wrote:

assessment wrote:

Quality Nike equipment in action.

Shoes falling apart in WR attempts.

Shorts disintegrating in DL finals.

Great stuff.

Sources ?

It's called "watching track." Try it sometime.

Since you are new to the sport, go read about something called the Berlin Marathon on a meet called the Olympic Games. Lots of crumbling Nike products there.

Falling to bits wrote:

pepsi max wrote:

His agent was busted with EPO early summer and Kiprop has run like crap every race since then, with one lame excuse after another. Connect the dots people.

Good stuff, I was going to start a thread on this very thing. Exactly.

Because that's what Brojos do.

sourceries wrote:

Sauces wrote:

Sources ?

Following the sport should be your source.

This?

I love when people are unaware of known and heavily discussed events (like Nike shoes falling apart in a Berlin WR attempt) and then expect everyone else to post "sources" to make up for their own ignorance.

Very millennial.

Sauces, dummy, did you find the pics yet?

assessment wrote:

Quality Nike equipment in action.

Shoes falling apart in WR attempts.

Shorts disintegrating in DL finals.

Great stuff.

Quincy Watts. (Okay it was 23 years ago, and not many people remember that.)