Trump vs Hillary - Who Wins in a Footrace?

Careful what you wish for wrote:

Do you remember what happened to Jimmy Carter when he tried to run a 10k?

http://www.people.com/people/archive/article/0,,20074710,00.html

"In a week marked by dire polls, the Kennedy surge and fresh drug charges against his chief of staff Hamilton Jordan, it was all Jimmy Carter needed."

Given the terrible President we have today, I think many people forget what an unmitigated disaster Carter was. Democrats would like all of us to act like Carter never happened.

wejo wrote:

I just got off the phone with Robert and Jon and somehow we got on the ridiculous topic of who would win in a footrace Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton.

Who's Jon?

Trump.

Over the past twelve months, he has lost at least fifteen pounds. Mr. Trump takes 81 mc of aspirin daily and a low dose of s statin. His PSA test score is 0.15 (very low). His physical strength and stamina are extraordinary.

Mr. Trump has suffered no form of cancer, has never had a hip, knee, or shoulder replacement or any other orthopedic surgery. His only surgery was an appendectomy at age ten. His cardiovascular status is excellent. He has no history of ever using alcohol or tobacco products.

If elected, Mr Trump, I can state unequivocally, will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency.

There are two scenarios that may occur in a 400m race:

1:Trump and Hillary approach the starting line and get into position. The starter yells out set and when the gun goes off and Trump leads with an all out sprint of about 2.75 mph while Hillary leads with a brisk walk of 2.5 mph. After a little while Trump's toupee flips up and causes him to increase wind resistance-slowing him down to 2 mph. Hillary however has been training her entire life for this moment and she begins to surge at a blazing speed of 3 mph. With 100m to go, Trump loses the hair altogether and begins to kick at an alarming speed of 4mph, meanwhile Hillary is trying to muster up a strong finish after losing most of her energy to her tactical surge. At 50m to go the competitors are neck, each one struggling to make it to the finish tape. It is a tight race, but at the end they both collapse at the 395m mark-Trump because of his enormous size and Hillary because of her frail body. Since no one is allowed to intervene in the race, they both die there at equal distances from the finish line. There is no winner.

2: Before the race begins, Trump gets the Mexicans to build a wall in lane 5, Hillary's lane, and before she can reach the finish, she "hits the wall" and loses to Donald-who barely survives the quarter mile endeavor.

You're welcome America

Hillary wins at any distance because as soon as Trump fears he's in trouble, he DNFs and whips out that bone spur excuse that got him 5 draft deferments to avoid getting his as$ kicked by a girl.

The only thing that saves his as$ from getting kicked by a girl in the election is death - works for me! ;-P

PS, works for all the Trump University students, too.

PPS, and those who ate a Trump Steak.

PPPS, and all of his creditors that got 50 cents on the dollar.

PPPPS, and his contractors whom he stiffs out of payment and screws over with frivolous lawsuits.

PPPPPS, and Republican donors who discover he's paying his own businesses overpriced rent for campaign space/events/advertising in can't win states like NY.

PPPPPPS, war heroes like McCain whom he's disparaged.

PPPPPPPS, you get the idea.

Like this election, this race is a battle of losers. A fat guy who hasn't done anything physical in 50 years versus an old woman who hasn't done anything physical in 50 years.

rosseljefe wrote:

2: Before the race begins, Trump gets the Mexicans to build a wall in lane 5, Hillary's lane, and before she can reach the finish, she "hits the wall" and loses to Donald-who barely survives the quarter mile endeavor.

You're welcome America

I can't believe that made me laugh.

More like a "push"...btw I'm disappointed in your city endorsing Hiliary Clinton..🙄 (Also won't be surprised if this comment gets deleted...😉

Weldon, When is LetsRun gonna come out with an endorsement? You did for previous elections.

Easily Trump, Hillary can't keep up on the campaign trail. Besides in a race she will CHOKE.....

Howard Dean wrote:

Hillary is a 68 (almost 69) year old woman. Women of that age have an astoundingly huge loss of muscle mass and strength. She can't even sit up straight in a chair without being propped up by a pillow.

Trump will win easily at any distance.

She looks like she's never exercised a day in her life.

I doubt Hillary could beat any presidential nominee ever besides FDR and McCain in any sort of a race.

Hillary is lighter and a couple years younger. I give her the nod in anything over 300m. Trump is a dude and I don't see him losing anything shorter than 300m. I pick 300m because I figure that once he has to breathe a couple times he'll start slowing. So he'll go out hard the first 200, then get reeled back in for the next hundred, and they'll both be kind of pathetic after 400.

I could imagine a world where hillary could manage 10 minute miles, but I have difficulty imagining that of trump.

mileage_man wrote:

I'm not sure who would win, but this could actually be a very important question. Because doesn't the faster runner always win the election? Bush over Gore, Obama over McCain and Romney...

If Obama did actually ran against McCain and Romney, he would win possibly up to 400m. Events longer than 400m would be won by McCain who had lots of stamina despite age. Romney would win 600m and up to the marathons against either of the two.

Neither would finish. They would both go home DEVASTATED.

HardLoper wrote:

Trump FTW. Hillary needs help getting up the stairs.

Trumps doctor said he's in very good health. Trump for the win at any distance and for president

Draft Dodger Numero Uno wrote:

PPPPPPS, war heroes like McCain whom he's disparaged.

PPPPPPPS, you get the idea.

The only idea gotten is that you have no idea what you are talking about. This is the simplest statement of yours to point out so I'll use it. Trump did not disparage McCain. You obviously don't know what disparage means. Furthermore, McCain STARTED the fight with insults directed at Trump. Trump was just returning fire. It was fair. You can't penalize a guy for returning fire.

asdghj wrote:

I doubt Hillary could beat any presidential nominee ever besides FDR and McCain in any sort of a race.

Hillary can't even walk a 100 meters.

Hildabeast wrote:

asdghj wrote:

I doubt Hillary could beat any presidential nominee ever besides FDR and McCain in any sort of a race.

Hillary can't even walk a 100 meters.

If they are both UNFIT then why vote for trump or hilary? Seriously who wants a leader who can't even run to the bathroom?