rojo sez: we aint not needs no stinkin grammer
wejo sez: n we aint not needs no stinkin spellin neether
rojo sez: are pappy dun tawt us that the only thing us needs be a big fat ol trust fund
wejo sez: n us allwayz be lissenin to are pappy. him be smart enuf to goes frum the male ordur department to the head o nashinal sekuritie
rojo sez: are pappy tole us that ownly sevents n uther darkies needs to be werkin n have them there jobs
wejo sez: whoo whee, yalls shud see them nappy heads choppin cottin down on are fambly plantashun
rojo sez: nuther thing are pappy say is ifin that they're armie draft man be comin, then runs the uther way fast as yous kan, jest like pappy n unkil wdoobyah n unkil chaney
wejo sez: are pappy allwayz dun us wright. him got us intew them their fancy pants ivie leeg skools jest cuz he was the prep skool n frat sidekick o unkil wdoobyah
rojo sez: n when them egghead perfesers done tried to teech us brojos, we jest laffed n laffed. we aint not need no stinkin grammer