Did she tell you to be sure and keep her out until at least 11:00??
Did she tell you to be sure and keep her out until at least 11:00??
Tell your wife, "Sure I'll sleep with your best friend". She will get it then.
I think you should do it, but out of respect limit things to just a HK or BJ until the 3rd date.
A "peck on the cheek" is fine, just don't be givin' her any foot massages.
BJ I know
HK threw me.
Hong Kong sleepover
The act of shoving one's sexual partner's head under water during intercourse with the purpose of inducing unconsciousness, thus tightening the rectal muscles and providing great pleasure for the fellow upon orgasm. See camel kick and donkey punch. So named due to its use by colonial-era Hong Kong boat prostitutes. Supposedly a bathtub favorite of President John F. Kennedy
I'd be all over that
Okachilllles wrote:
Straight up, without a doubt, your wife has or is currently cheating on you. No question. Immediately start pulling out daily small amounts of cash, discretely meet with a lawyer, start getting all of your ducks in a row. It's going to be a long and shit journey but at least you got, non traumatic out. God speed and be strong man.
+10 You hit me with a good shot. Thank you!!!
Your wife may want to swing. Bring her best friend back to the house after the date, have some drinks, all 3 of you. Talk about the date, the ladies may both get horned up. You know what to do....
nokaman wrote:
Your wife may want to swing. Bring her best friend back to the house after the date, have some drinks, all 3 of you. Talk about the date, the ladies may both get horned up. You know what to do....
^^^this is the correct answer.
nokaman wrote:
Your wife may want to swing. Bring her best friend back to the house after the date, have some drinks, all 3 of you. Talk about the date, the ladies may both get horned up. You know what to do....
Only good answer in the thread so far. It seems like a pretty clear setup by your wife for a threeway. Have she and the friend ever fooled around before? And you need to tell us whether or not the friend is aware of this plan already. Fairly important bit of missing information, that.
Watch this. This is all you need to hear on this issue:
"I'm not an Orgy Guy!"
I sincerely well and truly hope and pray that you all have decided AGAINST this idea. If you are a nice, good, and respectful guy, there is undoubtedly a significant chance that your wife's bf would fall for you and it will create a situation ripe for a tragic divorce. Temptation is not something that happily married couples should "flirt" with.
Tell your wife that it is unimaginable to you to be able to even pretend to date another woman because you are so enthralled with her as the day you first fell in love with her. Tell her that you would only succeed in showing her friend how it feels to not be a first choice. Tell her you will not even pretend to be interested in other women. Say anything but ok, I will do it.
This is a splendid little troll! I give it an 8!
Your wife is looking for a 3-some......
nokaman wrote:
Your wife may want to swing. Bring her best friend back to the house after the date, have some drinks, all 3 of you. Talk about the date, the ladies may both get horned up. You know what to do....
Been there, done that. This is the way to handle it. My first wife was bi-sexual. That said, I think you're trollin'.
It's not unusual wrote:
I'll keep this short to avoid accidentally posting any personal information; my wife wants me to go on a few dates with her best friend. The friend is a career woman who has always had trouble keeping men (though never getting them) and always seems to fall for guys who don't treat her well. My wife is convinced that her friend just doesn't know what it's like to go on a date with a man who is kind hearted and respectful but still fun and playful, and thinks that if she could just go on a few normal "pretend dates" with me, her friend would have better luck in the dating world. So her idea is that I get dressed up, take her friend to a nice restaurant, maybe go for a walk in the park afterwards or something like that, then drop her off at home, peck on the cheek, and go home. I am, needless to say, very uncertain that this will be a) helpful to her friend and b) a good idea in general. Am I being irrational here, or are my (admittedly vague) concerns justified?
So this is how white people live.
Yes. It's me again. wrote:
Ménage a troll ( in this case)
touche well played and spot on.
The real translation is this dude WANTS to go on a date with his wife's friend but knows that is pure fantasy, so he goes on LR, afterall.. it IS where your dreams become reality, right?
verminmeat wrote:
Yes. It's me again. wrote:Ménage a troll ( in this case)
touche well played and spot on.
The real translation is this dude WANTS to go on a date with his wife's friend but knows that is pure fantasy, so he goes on LR, afterall.. it IS where your dreams become reality, right?
Slow clapping this one.
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