Just got word I have to pass a drug test monday morning... Tips and advice? Please

Does this mean you will go away?

Of course not. You're a troll who needs this.

Feel free to work for a company that doesn't drug test. There are tons of them out there. If good workers don't want to be drug tested, those companies will dominate.

Yeah drugs should be legal. If I want to shoot up some heroin at home it is no one else business.

Cindy Rossi wrote:

Does this mean you will go away?

Of course not. You're a troll who needs this.

Not trolling on This thread. I just thought I owed it to people who commented to give them an update.

OK. We are good. Thanks.

Bye.

Hey Cindy, don't you have a date with Caitlyn?

Bye.

Cindy Rossi wrote:

OK. We are good. Thanks.

Bye.

Hey Cindy. I don't care if you think I'm a troll. I've only started a few dozen threads. From running to drugs, it's all good.

When are you lighting up again? Tonight? Never?

asfdafdadsfadsdafs wrote:

Yeah drugs should be legal. If I want to shoot up some heroin at home it is no one else business.

Agreed. That's your prerogative.

buy agent x or another synthetic. Heat it up for ten seconds in the microwave and then slap a heating pad on the back of it. Tape the bottle to the inside of your leg and go take the test. Unless it's for court they will not watch you. I do it all the time and it works like a charm. I remember being scared and no one had a good answer so I tried that and haven't had one issue since. Three times for a job and two times for someone getting in an accident on my crew and us all having t o take the test the next day. Trust me it works. I've smoked on the way to the test and still passed thanks to synthetic, Just keep an eye on temp strip on bottle and once microwave gets it to 98-100 slap the heating pad (hand warmer- they come with it) and attach it to your leg. It will stay that temp or maybe lower by a degree or two, but you will be fine. Good Luck!!

OOPS, too high to read the whole thing and realize you already took the test.

Cliffs Notes on Lets Run Thread:

RE: Just got word I have to pass a drug test monday morning... Tips and advice? Please

The 250 post thread is so diluted with fake O Pers that we have to have to redo the thread next Friday.

Cliffs Notes wrote:

Cliffs Notes on Lets Run Thread:

RE: Just got word I have to pass a drug test monday morning... Tips and advice? Please

The 250 post thread is so diluted with fake O Pers that we have to have to redo the thread next Friday.

This is hilarious! Only that one poster who posted a few times was fake.

TLDR: 3.5 days took drug test after heavy smoking, too diluted. Took it again 8 days on the dot and passed.

Thanks to everyone who gave advice!

Kind of scared right now wrote:

Cliffs Notes wrote:

Cliffs Notes on Lets Run Thread:

RE: Just got word I have to pass a drug test monday morning... Tips and advice? Please

The 250 post thread is so diluted with fake O Pers that we have to have to redo the thread next Friday.

This is hilarious! Only that one poster who posted a few times was fake.

TLDR: 3.5 days took drug test after heavy smoking, too diluted. Took it again 8 days on the dot and passed.

Thanks to everyone who gave advice!

Will they random test you or was it just to get in?

Are you done getting baked or are you going to resume the 3-4x/wk?

random. wrote:

Kind of scared right now wrote:

This is hilarious! Only that one poster who posted a few times was fake.

TLDR: 3.5 days took drug test after heavy smoking, too diluted. Took it again 8 days on the dot and passed.

Thanks to everyone who gave advice!

Will they random test you or was it just to get in?

Are you done getting baked or are you going to resume the 3-4x/wk?

I believe it was a 1 and done.

I'll toke up maybe once or twice a week.

Snoopaloop wrote:

Go buy synthetic urine, or have a clean buddy piss in a condom. The only tricky part is keeping the temp right and not acting like you have a rubber full of your buddys piss taped to your leg.

Dont dilute, its usually automatic fail, or a re-test at best.

Personally, I wouldn't bother with synthetic urine either, it's really risky getting caught and if you really want the job. But if you are ready to take the risk, read this article

. Pretty informative!

Hello, I hope I’m not late and the question is still relevant. I think this site https://www.payspi.org possess a plenty of useful information about all drug tests. There you can get everything concerning this theme and it will put an end of your argument.

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OP should say they are sick with malaria and can't do the drug test. When they knock on the doorbell pretend you didn't here it