I have to pass a drug test for work on monday and i smoke about 4 times a week and did this morning. What should i do? =/
I have to pass a drug test for work on monday and i smoke about 4 times a week and did this morning. What should i do? =/
Start working on your resume, if you have one, burnout.
smoke copious amounts of weed. Test so high it's unrealistic and insist you get another one from a third party. Buy piss from someone for that test.
Break a leg.
1. Take a moist towelette and wipe down the head of your dingle-dangle.
2. Dry it with a paper towel which was not manufactured from marijuana leaves.
3. Piddle into cup.
4. Don't forget to put the lid on the cup before handing it to the tester! Doh!
5. Wait, wait, wait for the positive results. To relax, roll up some weed in your resume and smoke it, because the resume won't do you any good...NO, I take that back. USATF is looking for a few good men.
Ask any professional track athlete
get someone else's urine
conceal it in a small container, heated with a heat pad, concealed in your shorts along with a thermometer that you can submerge in the urine. when you're called into the bathroom, dip the container of urine into the toilet to cool it off while monitoring the temperature until it reaches body temp. practice this a few times at home before you actually attempt it.
You should take a dump in the piss cup and place it on your boss's desk with a note explaining the importance of personal privacy and the relative safety of marijuana compared to alcohol.
Drink tons of water so it dilutes the test
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I have to pass a drug test for work on monday and i smoke about 4 times a week and did this morning. What should i do? =/
Move over here to WA state.
Shoenice made an advice video for all the stoners. I found everything he said was correct, except for one as I never had to try it. If you drink X amount of vinegar (you'll have to do the google-fu, too ripped brah) you can test negative for marijuana. The guy eats all sorts of weird shit for a living, I'm sure he's tried it. Good luck!
Try not using drugs. Works for me.
Google Onterrio Smith.
Is this totally random or do they suspect you of smoking the reefer? What do you do for a living?
Wow thanks for the replies everyone. It's to get the job, I'd rather not say where at. I've been drinking plenty of water. Will lifting weights and running a lot help? What are my chances? What foods should I eat??
eat lots of poppyseed muffins. They clean out the cannibas residue in your system.
Drink lots of water. If they're testing for dilution, take B vitamins. That's what guys I knew in college did. They were idiots, but I don't think they ever tested positive.
I'm gonna actually help you.
1.Drink tons of water(also get more sodium or else youll die lol, but not too much)
2.If you can take an iv do so.
3.You can act really sick and vomit yourself and shit before the test(Do it while you're at home if you can, and talking to the boss so he believes you) starts and leave the piss poor job to go home and jack it.
4.Pray to God, please if you're not saved by the spirit this will be your chance to realize how good a God he is.
5. Please don't smoke before the test.
I think if you follow these steps you have a 95% chance of passing.
Use a catheter to inject clean urine.
60 mile weekend
You do that, you'll be clean as lomg as its a piss test