This story is the embodiment of what the Turkey Trot is.
Any updates? You ready to take down the record this year?
This story is the embodiment of what the Turkey Trot is.
Any updates? You ready to take down the record this year?
People getting mad or spiteful about hobby joggers existing certainly says a lot about the people getting mad.
Breakfast In Bed wrote:
People getting mad or spiteful about hobby joggers existing certainly says a lot about the people getting mad.
That's EXACTLY what I've been trying to tell you!
Now are you running on Thursday or not?
I am running on Thursday to bring awareness to rabies and the threat it poses to the wild turkey population. I will be properly carbo loading on fettuccini alfredo before the race.
Hope you bought the Tracksmith pie plate
https://www.tracksmith.com/collections/turkey-trot
Gobble Gobble MFers!!!
I'm about to get my arse kicked by you in a few days
NotPC wrote:
Hope you bought the Tracksmith pie plate
Gobble Gobble MFers!!!
Show up to the Trot pre-race carbo loading party in one of those tank tops and everyone will know you're dedicated to the pursuit of personal excellence.
Mike Rossi already finished this year’s Turkey Trot.
The Narwhal wrote:
NotPC wrote:
Hope you bought the Tracksmith pie plate
Gobble Gobble MFers!!!
Show up to the Trot pre-race carbo loading party in one of those tank tops and everyone will know you're dedicated to the pursuit of personal excellence.
I'm baking a pie on Pure Hate!
YersiniaPestis wrote:
The Narwhal wrote:
Show up to the Trot pre-race carbo loading party in one of those tank tops and everyone will know you're dedicated to the pursuit of personal excellence.
I'm baking a pie on Pure Hate!
This only works if the pie is 800 meters long. Hope you're hungry.
DarkSpeedWorks2 wrote:
Mike Rossi already finished this year’s Turkey Trot.
Has he really? Did anyone check the timing mats?
There is a 49 year old in our running community who does nothing but run. Well, he works, but he had no other interests, no children and is a total jerk.
At a the turkey trot last year, he didn't too well and was passed the last 200 meters by a female Kenyan. At the awards banquet, he was pounding the table in frustration, saying how he was going to "train his brains out and pound her in the ground next year."
If he only saw the people laughing at him. What a joke.
Better bring your A game because you never know who might be wearing the turkey suit.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CWl9sOXL1bT/?utm_medium=copy_link
Gobble gobble, mother f***ers.
can somebody bump the original Gobble Gobble MFers! thread?
My favorite memory happened a few years back. It was 20 degrees with a nasty wind chill, and we got about a foot of snow between 12:00 am and 6:00 am on Thanksgiving Day. Kids were on the sides of the road pelting runners with snow balls. As an aside, a great thing about the Trot is you never know what the conditions will be like. It could be 65 degrees and sunny, or 15 degrees with snow and a negative wind chill.
Anyway, this 40 year old former gym class hero took the pace out way too fast for the five mile race. Apparently trying to relive those high school glory days. The local DI All American was almost immediately 200 meters behind him.
Fast forward to the end... DI All American jogged to an easy victory. Gym class hero finished about three minutes behind.
The post race turkey raffle and awards ceremony kept getting interrupted by screams of bloody murder from the bathroom. Turns out the former gym class hero decided to free ball it during race and was suffering the consequences of exposure. The poor race director was at a loss on how to handle this situation. It was the best local road race awards ceremony I've attended.
The gym class hero has not revised his pacing strategy, but he's now wears racing tights at every race where the temperature drops below 60 degrees.
The group who has run the Turkey Trot in my town for about 20 years called it quits after covid. A new organization is running things this time, so we’ll see whether the same level of competition comes out this year. I probably still stand no chance at the win.
Gobble gobble mfers! Good luck on your trots tomorrow.
Bump
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Hey all you hobby joggers, guess what day it is?
That's right, it's one week until the turkey trot? Are you ready? The turkey trotter is going to blow your doors off!
Gobble gobble!
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