Anonymous....! wrote:
Okay so long story short i met an incredibly cool girl yesterday and we spontaneously went out for dinner and walked around for an hour. And i can't stop thinking about her.
What did you first think when you saw the love of your life for the first time? What did you do?
Wow, she can hang on to that pole with just her thighs!. then bought her a drink of house champagne after she got off the main stage.
Fast forward three years and she held me up in divorce court and ruined my life. Sex was great for about three months. then nuttin' honey.