In terms of your standard of living compared to everyone else in society? Would you find it easier to get laid?
In terms of your standard of living compared to everyone else in society? Would you find it easier to get laid?
Well in this scenario, do I go to Portland (50 min away from where I live) and find Jordan Hasay. We're the only 2 survivors and screw like rabbits. If so I'd be a-ok with a Zombie Apocalypse.
But also, during a zombie apocalypse, stay clear of Iten Kenya, and the Nike Campus in Beaverton Oregon. You don't want Zombie Rupp, Levins, and Centro busting a 13:20 5k to run you down and eat you. Likewise you wouldn't want Zombie Mutai, Kimetto, and Kipsang to run a 2:04 marathon to run you down and eat you. There would be no escape.
I live in the zombie apocalypse everyday.
agc5k wrote:
Well in this scenario, do I go to Portland (50 min away from where I live) and find Jordan Hasay. We're the only 2 survivors and screw like rabbits. If so I'd be a-ok with a Zombie Apocalypse.
But also, during a zombie apocalypse, stay clear of Iten Kenya, and the Nike Campus in Beaverton Oregon. You don't want Zombie Rupp, Levins, and Centro busting a 13:20 5k to run you down and eat you. Likewise you wouldn't want Zombie Mutai, Kimetto, and Kipsang to run a 2:04 marathon to run you down and eat you. There would be no escape.
That depends on which zombie story you're buying. In The Walking Dead, none of those zombies are fast. Even zombie Usain Bolt would be a slowpoke. So, if you and Jordan Hasay were the only two living people, you could be the second fastest living human. Assuming she liked you, that would be ok. But if she didn't, you'd never catch her.
All of the zombies you mentioned would be pretty dang easy to fight off though...