Heisenberg wrote:
I have a tattoo on my hip. It can only be seen when I am running or wearing no clothes. I don't show it to girls unless I am positive they don't have anything against tattoos. And if I am mindful of it I can avoid them seeing it when hooking up..I just have to be mindful of the outside of one of my legs being seen, although that is not always a guarantee to get away with it not being seen. All in all, I do not regret it
So, you have to hide your hip from women while having intercourse but don't regret having a tattoo? Your priorities seem to be a lot different from what I'd call normal.
To the OP, at 36 I have been married a few years and am just now thinking of a tattoo. Does this work with your theory?