Invite her out somewhere with you.
Invite her out somewhere with you.
Boys, This is easy as pie.
Alcohol got her in the house right? Then use it to get her out.
Scenario one:
Get her really sloppy drunk. When she passes out. Drive her to around where you think she lives, and leave her there. Problem solved.
Scenario two:
Get her smart phone. Find out where her family is. Call them. Tell them, she won't leave, and could they please help you.
Scenario three (my fav):
Have a girl pose as your girlfriend. She stops by, yelling, screaming, etc. Goodbye!!
Scenario four (yum):
Ask her if she would be interested in a three way with your girlfriend. Again, bring same girl actor over. This is a win win.
Kramer1 wrote:
Ask her if she would be interested in a three way with your girlfriend. Again, bring same girl actor over. This is a win win.
I was going to suggest pushing the envelope in the bedroom. The above is along the lines of what I was thinking (along with many other requests available to you). You are in a no lose situation here (unless she starts boiling rabbits).
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I guess you're not in a field of precision.
Alright OP, 4/10. It's pretty obvious you're trolling here, but the initial premise made me lol pretty hard.
I would go with any of Kramer1 suggestions. I like the drunk one best. But don't forget to take it one step further and change the locks.
Which reminds, me, does she work?
What about changing the locks while she is gone?
You just wanted to use the mosquito in the car analogy cause someone cooler than you said it and you thought it was clever.
Ted Underhill wrote:I was going to suggest pushing the envelope in the bedroom.
There is no designated bedroom in his festering, dark, dank subterranean lair. Also, there is no woman there other than his mother.
Kramer1 wrote:
Boys, This is easy as pie.
Remember, this is probably the OP is probably the same guy who can't figure out how to cook pancakes.
Some lunatic wrote:
You just wanted to use the mosquito in the car analogy cause someone cooler than you said it and you thought it was clever.
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Who used mosquito in the car analogy?
juir57 wrote:
Alright OP, 4/10. It's pretty obvious you're trolling here, but the initial premise made me lol pretty hard.
I'm going with 5.5/10. Truth be told I was on the fence at the outset but the line about her going back upstairs "like she freakin lives her (sic)" really did it for me.
Instead of telling her to lock up and be gone when you get back, what is wrong with saying "You have to leave now' escorting her out the door and locking it behind her? Good grief!
If it was me.
I'd say. "Ok, but if you stay, you're going to be my sex slave." And start forcing yourself on her. Over and over again. And, make sure you get done quick before she does.
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that this is not an unheard of situation.
I'm afraid you just had a very expensive piece of tail. The mental cost of getting rid of this nut job will be enormous and I'm afraid the police will have to intercede. Do not lay a hand on her from this point on. And do not put any body parts in her body parts let alone pick her up and carry her out. Do you know anything about her beyond she said yes in a bar and a bedroom- say maybe her name, age, a not vague address?.
Troll or not this should remind everyone that actions have consequences and a free wet kitty can be very expensive in the long run. Remember the bags do not really fly free.
In the '70s I met a gal at a bar, ended up at her place for the whole weekend and for the next 8 years we slept in the same bed every night we were in the same city or place. Granted not just mine or not just hers during the first couple of months.
The funny thing is we both knew this was not going to be a forever thing but for those years it was pure magic. Quite possibly it was magic because there were no expectations.
Make friends with a black girl. tell her a skinny-a$$ white girl is in your place, or you'd bring her back to your place. Call Jerry Springer, step back and watch the show.
still here. she apparently spent the day cleaning and organizing everything that doesn't need it (all my shoes are now matched and put away) went shopping and made dinner for us. she's on the phone with someone now talking about picking her up I think so this may all blow over, probably my bad
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still here. she apparently spent the day cleaning and organizing everything that doesn't need it (all my shoes are now matched and put away) went shopping and made dinner for us. she's on the phone with someone now talking about picking her up I think so this may all blow over, probably my bad
You're halucinating from your everlasting dry spell, dude. That's your mom. It's okay, we've all been there.
if she was able to go shopping why couldn't she drive home instead? did she walk to the store?
this is not your bad, she's been there for three/four days? she needs to leave now.not in a few hours when someone can pick her up, now.
she's mentally disturbed. who knows what lies she can say about this weekend and could get you into serious trouble. call a friend over for witnesses and calmly tell her she has to go and you can drive her home /call her a cab/whatever. this is dangerous. you don't need to yell our let it escalate just calmly and firmly say ok you have to go now.
if shes fairly attractive and fun to be around despite the crazies - doesn't sound that bad. I wouldn't mind meeting girls like that and having them around for 4 days. you don't have to talk to her again or anything