What type of funeral do you want..??
have you planned yours..??..lets hear what you have planned for us..are all of us at LetsRun invited..??
Do any of you need a LetsRun poster to speak at your funeral.??..What would you want said..?
What type of funeral do you want..??
have you planned yours..??..lets hear what you have planned for us..are all of us at LetsRun invited..??
Do any of you need a LetsRun poster to speak at your funeral.??..What would you want said..?
I want to be burned and have half my ashes dumped into the Atlantic Ocean and half in the Pacific.
Surprise! wrote:
I want to be burned and have half my ashes dumped into the Atlantic Ocean and half in the Pacific.
what about the other half?
I want to be burned up and ashes thrown into the wind from the top of Enchanted Rock, near Fredericksburg, TX. I will waft on the thermals with the buzzards in a dust-like for for all eternity (I do not believe in the after-life).
I want to be cremated and have my ashes mixed with monkey food. Then, when it's fed to the monkeys, I'll invite all the posters on this board and have the monkeys throw the feces at 'em. That way it is like I am giving a little bit of myself back to them.
you know, they used to say that if you have a million monkeys with a million typewriters, sooner or later one will produce shakespeare...
thanks to the LetsRun.com message boards, we now know this is not true.
dyh wrote:
you know, they used to say that if you have a million monkeys with a million typewriters, sooner or later one will produce shakespeare...
thanks to the LetsRun.com message boards, we now know this is not true.
best post of day (so far).
lol..true
I'll want to give everyone a stupid road race T-shirt. I'm sure i have one for everybody.
Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabozoz, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.
maybe i'll donate my body to science...