Scott tipton, republican representative of colorado's 3rd congressional district has introduced a bill to the colorado senate that would combine RMAC and GLIAC XC into the rocky mountain great lakes athletic conference. It is expected to sail through congress due to its drastic impacts on so many colorado residents.
One measure of the bill is that all RMGLAC championships will be held in leadville, colorado on abandoned mining roads up above treeline. Sea level competitors' concerns will not be ignored of course. All will be supplied with a paper bag filled with leaves to breath with so that they receive extra oxygen.
Wild Bill, leadville native, will be the director of the new conference. He is already on record saying each competitor will receive only one red cup that they must write their name on and use throughout their time in leadville. Showering facilities will be provided at the competition site however there will be a 25 second time limit imposed and only 10 people may shower at a time. "This isnt the pac 12 yall" -wild bill Ph.D.
All rumors of rmac to gliac transfers, if proven true, will be honored in the rmglac. Dale peanut, white wayne, and dino boy will hold honorary positions in the rmglac inaugural year. They will give informative clinics at the
Conference convention that are expected to well attended.
Its going to be a historic season people!