Navy Sailor Runs 1.5 Mile's in 5:21 a New World Record and Article to prove it must read!!!!

Yea, right...

He could make a million dollars doing that, and he is not doing that.

But the article proves this right?????

Good god learn how to speak english before you post here man.....

This is too bad. The OP had such a promising post but could not put the work in it finishing it off. Maybe the OP meant to be ironic when posting about an obviously flawed piece.

This is a sarcastic website. The onion of the military world. It's amazing the satire they write, will keep you laughing if you have any semblance of knowledge about the military. Oh well, the few, the proud and the rest are idiots.

sarcasmdeterrent wrote:

This is a sarcastic website. The onion of the military world. It's amazing the satire they write, will keep you laughing if you have any semblance of knowledge about the military. Oh well, the few, the proud and the rest are idiots.

Did you ever watch Wheel of Fortune when it's Military Week? Now that's some funny sh!t. Don't talk about idiots when they are all around you, homey.

I was being sarcastic as I obviously know the article is bs considering the fact that my mile best in my running days was 4:04. When you are making a joke post you make the whole post look illiterate as part of the joke. I take it you are a high schooler know it all, without the sense of humor of an adult.

Thanks for posting. A buddy was telling me about duffelblog but I had forgotten to take a look.

A great comment someone posted on the article:

"SMDH....Every time one of you (grits teeth) *lovely people* thinks these stories are real, the CIA waterboards a kitten. Won't someone think of the kittens?"

Maybe he kipped the course? Harder to kip pushups.

Que est-ce que ce est to kip?

kipwin wrote:

Maybe he kipped the course? Harder to kip pushups.

WorldMileRecordGone wrote:

I was being sarcastic as I obviously know the article is bs considering the fact that my mile best in my running days was 4:04. When you are making a joke post you make the whole post look illiterate as part of the joke. I take it you are a high schooler know it all, without the sense of humor of an adult.

Ha! I like how you made some weird, meta first post -- then they played into your hands so you could answer with the funny one.

Ridiculous. Story comes well after April 1st. Three seconds under the existing 3:43WR, means he went through the mile in 3:40 and followed that with an 800m in 1:41!

Ever heard of satire?

You would be surprised how fast the fastest sailors run.

this would mean he would be going 3:34 pace for a mile which is also a WR...get ur facts straight

I believe every word of it. I heard he trained for the running part for two weeks prior to the test.

Ron Harper approves of everyone who fell for this.

sarcasmdeterrent wrote:

This is a sarcastic website. The onion of the military world. It's amazing the satire they write, will keep you laughing if you have any semblance of knowledge about the military. Oh well, the few, the proud and the rest are idiots.

omg a zing of epic proportions... I mean mensa level satire. Cause the military is so dysfunctional that a world record holder would even be discharged for failing the test. That is high level humor! The rest of us lowly civilians couldn't possibly understand that...

kipwin wrote:

Maybe he kipped the course? Harder to kip pushups.

A crossfitter could kip the pushups.