To marry Hasay, I would first have to find her likeable and attractive. Cranny would be a better fit for me, possibly in 2017 after the Rio Olympics. She is cuter than a speckled puppy dog and I'm pretty cute myself.
To marry Hasay, I would first have to find her likeable and attractive. Cranny would be a better fit for me, possibly in 2017 after the Rio Olympics. She is cuter than a speckled puppy dog and I'm pretty cute myself.
future of the predictor wrote:
To marry Hasay, I would first have to find her likeable and attractive. Cranny would be a better fit for me, possibly in 2017 after the Rio Olympics.
"Possibly" a better fit for what? You jacking off to her workout videos? That's all that's "possible" for you.
EXACTLYMessage Board Enthusiast wrote:
future of the predictor wrote:To marry Hasay, I would first have to find her likeable and attractive. Cranny would be a better fit for me, possibly in 2017 after the Rio Olympics.
"Possibly" a better fit for what? You jacking off to her workout videos? That's all that's "possible" for you.
Message Board Enthusiast wrote:
"Possibly" a better fit for what? You jacking off to her workout videos? That's all that's "possible" for you.
Is that supposed to be an insult to that poster? What's so bad about masturbating?
This sounds like yet another jealous cynical backward statement against Nike, Alberto, and Jordan. How much more is let's run going to allow of this before their site is going to be taken down for defamation of character. Seriously.
Interestingly, I find the blind adulation of Hasay to be even more creepy. There isn't enough time in my day to watch workout videos, sorry. I manage several hedge funds and I'm only 20 years old.
Really. The interest and creepiness on Hasay by these posters is very disturbing. Is there anyone monitoring these boards?
future of the predictor wrote:
Interestingly, I find the blind adulation of Hasay to be even more creepy. There isn't enough time in my day to watch workout videos, sorry. I manage several hedge funds and I'm only 20 years old.
Trimming your mom's garden hedge for pocket money doesn't count as managing hedge funds
Jordan Hasay is one of the most popular distance runners in the country right now. She deserves to be in the NOP or anyplace else that she wants to be trained/coached.
If I were a coach forming a young team, Jordan would be my first choice to headline the team. Are you kidding? When has she NOT ever ran well. She defines consistency.
In Hasay's interview she basically said she wasn't trying until the last km
lolllz wrote:
In Hasay's interview she basically said she wasn't trying until the last km
If she was not trying the first 4k then she was jogging and should have been able to close the last K in 2:35 to win going away but she didn't.
SO she 1) Is a liar
2) she doesn't care about competing
or 3) she just sucks
Thus, she should be let go from NOP for any one of those reasons. No reason for NOP th have a liar, a slacker, or a slowpoke on its program, no matter the size of her heart.
"Deserve's got nothin' to do with it."
Here is a question...how many of you fools on here berating Jordan get sponsored, make a living running, could beat here in a 10k right now, and were invited to the relays to represent your running club or team this weekend? My guess would be zero.
Yet, despite having to have other jobs because you can't make a living running, you continue to run high mileage because you like to either race or can't let go of the glory days when you fast enough to win something. What pathetic losers.
future of the predictor wrote:
Hasey will probably have a Sara Bei/Sara Hall type career. Yoi know, show up at nationals, get blown out year after year, stay sponsored for a few years more than most because she married a faster man. For her 5K PR, she ran through 2 miles slightly faster than she ran 2 miles in high school. Anyone who sees her running a 14:45 5K at any point in her career must be delusional. Hasay will never close out races in 62-64 and even if she could, that will never cut it internationally. Ephraimson, Cranny and likely quite a few others will be beating up on Hasey regularly in a couple more years. Even that North Carolina girl who passes out all the time will probably whoop Hasey in a few more years.
Really genius? She ran 8:46 last year and 31:46 winning, 2nd at nationals in the 10k and this year 4:28i. Explain how that compares to Sara Bei? (Not knocking Sara).
Why does she need to basically run the AR in the 5k to have a good career. I guess basically every girl should just quit.
You're the same moron type who bashed Hasay and praised Chetelat saying she would dominate Hasay. The difference between Hasay and "most" girls is that Hasay keeps getting a little better each year. Maybe she'll never be a world beater but she keeps getting closer.
so the only people that can criticize an athlete are people that are better than that athlete?
So that means there's zero reason to have sports writers, no need for 90% of ESPN.
We can just show the highlights and the results.
I think in a few years Jordan Hasay will be let go. Personally I think Alberto has her on the squad as a way to use her to help Mary Cain get better in workouts and what not. Sort of like how Rupp has Cam Levins be his b*tch. Hasay is Cains b*tch.
oldntired wrote:
so the only people that can criticize an athlete are people that are better than that athlete?
So that means there's zero reason to have sports writers, no need for 90% of ESPN.
We can just show the highlights and the results.
Occasionally people deserve to be criticized if they do something unethical, or lazy. But they don't deserve it for just doing their job and trying their best. Analyzing is what sports writers should do. Maybe you didn't know there's other ways to comment on a performance other than bashing someone.....I mean really? You think criticizing is the only thing you can do? Typical pathetic letsrunner.
Remember last year when Salazar said JH had run the best workout he'd ever seen a woman run? And she's a 15:30s/31:46 runner. Those times aren't bad by any means, but I would have thought Salazar would have at least witnessed a better workout than what someone of JH's caliber is capable of.
Didas wrote:
I think in a few years Jordan Hasay will be let go. Personally I think Alberto has her on the squad as a way to use her to help Mary Cain get better in workouts and what not. Sort of like how Rupp has Cam Levins be his b*tch. Hasay is Cains b*tch.
it must be terrible for cam to be a bitch to a punkassbitch doper like elfie rupp